Your call is (not that) important to us : customer service and what it reveals about our world and our lives

Random acts of rudeness : customer encounters, Comcast, and customer rage -- What would Alexander Graham Bell say now? : the telephone and the birth of today's customer service industry -- "You're going to listen to me" : Internet advocacy, Consumerist.com, AOL, GetHuman.com, and Sweden -- To send us your firstborn, please press or say: "One" : automation, Amtrak Julie, artificial intelligence, and eavesdropping -- The other end of the line : call centers, JetBlue, reps, supervisors, prisons, and CustomersSuck.com -- The next available agent: John, Juan, Sean, or Sanjay : international outsourcing, Argentina, TeleTech, Egypt, and the United Kingdom -- The solution is the problem : the old AT & T wireless, Sprint, consultants, cottage industries, and CRM -- Absolutely, positively : FedEx, Zappos.com, Credit Suisse, and CEOs -- Your tweet is important to us : new chapter for the paperback edition.;Whether itʹs the interminable hold times, the multitude of buttons to press, or the automated voices before reaching someone with a measurable pulse -- who hasn't felt exasperated at the abuse, neglect, and wasted time when all we want is help, and maybe a little human kindness? Your Call Is (not that) Important to Us is journalist Emily Yellin's highly entertaining and far-reaching exploration of the multibillion-dollar customer service industry and its surprising inner-workings. Since customer service has a role in just about every industry on earth, Yellin travels the country and the world, meeting a wide range of customer service reps, corporate decision makers, industry watchers, and Internet-based consumer activists. She shows the myriad forces that converge to create these aggravating experiences and the people inside and outside the globalized corporate world crusading to make customer service better for us all. Because of the fast-moving nature of the industry, the paperback will be revised and updated throughout, including a fresh Introduction. Journalist Emily Yellin pens a lively narrative exploring the very human stories behind the often-inhuman face of call-center customer service. Whether it's the interminable hold times, the multitude of buttons to press, or the automated voices before reaching someone with a measurable pulse—who hasn't felt exasperated at the abuse, neglect, and wasted time when all we want is help, and maybe a little human kindness? Your Call Is (not that) Important to Us is journalist Emily Yellin's highly entertaining and far-reaching exploration of the multibillion-dollar customer service industry and its surprising inner-workings. Since customer service has a role in just about every industry on earth, Yellin travels the country and the world, meeting a wide range of customer service reps, corporate decision makers, industry watchers, and Internet-based consumer activists. She shows the myriad forces that converge to create these aggravating experiences and the people inside and outside the globalized corporate world crusading to make customer service better for us all. For the first time, Yellin gets reveals the heart behind the never-seen faces of call-center customer service—and why customer service doesn't have to be this bad.