You suck at drinking : being a complete guide to drinking for any and all situations in your life, including but not limited to office holiday parties, weddings, breakups and other sad times, outdoor chores like deck-building, and while in public, legally

Hey — you there with the cheap chardonnay — you think you know how to drink, but this book will gently lead you to the conclusion that you do, indeed, suck at drinking. It's time to imbibe correctly, and author Matthew Latkiewicz has compiled this helpful, wryly humorous guide to help you navigate any drinking situation and answer any pedantic questions, including: \* What's the difference between a flip, a fizz, and a smash? \* What is the official state term for being inebriated in Iowa? \* How do you choose the right drink to suit any occasion? And much more! Complete with tons of helpful illustrations and handy graphs, this guide will become indispensable to anyone who no longer wants to — suck at drinking. The Importance of Drinking and Practicing Good DrinkcraftAcknowledgments; Appendix; Index