You Suck at Cooking : The Absurdly Practical Guide to Sucking Slightly Less at Making Food: A Cookbook

Do you crave food all the time? Do you think you might want to eat again in the future? Do you suck at cooking? Inspired by the wildly popular YouTube channel, these 60+ recipes will help you suck slightly less.You already know the creator of the YouTube show You Suck at Cooking by his well-manicured hands and mysterious voice, and now you’ll know him for this equally well-manicured and mysterious tome. It contains more than sixty recipes for beginner cooks and noobs alike, in addition to hundreds of paragraphs and sentences, as well as photos and drawings.You’ll learn to cook with unintimidating ingredients in dishes like Broccoli Cheddar Quiche Cupcake Muffin-Type Things, Eddie’s Roasted Red Capsicum Dip (while also learning all about Eddie’s sad, sad life), Jalapeño Chicken, and also other stuff. In addition, there are cooking tips that can be applied not only to the very recipes in this book, but also to recipes outside of this book, and to all other areas of your life (with mixed results).In the end, you just might suck slightly less at cooking.**Results not guaranteed From the mysterious voice behind the wildly popular, slapstick YouTube channel comes a 60-recipe cookbook for people who can't cook, love to laugh, or both. In the signature tutorial-style of the videos, You Suck at Cooking delivers illustrated how-to's for kitchen basics, tips and tricks, fabulous sandwiches, and even funky diet trends. It's as useful as it is hilarious. Cooking is not all straight faces and Fancy Cooking School techniques-especially not on the wildly popular YouTube cooking channel You Suck at Cooking (1.3 million YouTube subscribers). Home cooks are drawn to recipes that are easy to follow and use unintimidating ingredients, but taste like a million bucks. If that sounds too good to be true, think again. You Suck at Cooking does all that and adds a hearty pinch of comedy to boot. The tutorial style of the uber popular videos translate remarkably well onto these quirky, illustrated pages that outline the basics of cooking. You Suck at Cooking delivers voicey essays like "You Shouldn't Eat Octopus Because They're Smarter Than You" as well as fun lessons for every meal from breakfast to dessert and everything in between. So whether you're making simple dishes like an Open-Faced Cucumber Sub, Sweet Potato Chips, or Zucchini Butter Noodles, or conquering stunners like Maple Baked Salmon or Spicy Peanut Butter Soup, you'll get a personalized degree in not sucking Do you crave food all the time? Do you think you might want to eat again in the future? Do you suck at cooking? Inspired by the wildly popular YouTube channel, these 60 recipes will help you suck slightly less You already know the creator of the YouTube show You Suck at Cooking by his well-manicured hands and mysterious voice, and now you’ll know him for this equally well-manicured and mysterious tome. It contains more than sixty recipes for beginner cooks and noobs alike, in addition to hundreds of paragraphs and sentences, as well as photos and drawings. You’ll learn to cook with unintimidating ingredients in dishes like Broccoli Cheddar Quiche Cupcake Muffin-Type Things, Eddie’s Roasted Red Pepper Dip (while also learning all about Eddie’s sad, sad life), Jalapeño Chicken, and also other stuff. In addition, there are cooking tips that can be applied not only to the very recipes in this book, but also to recipes outside of this book, and to all other areas of your life (with mixed results). In the end, you just might suck slightly less at cooking.* *Results not guaranteed Do you suck at cooking? Are you starving all the time? Do you need to eat food every day to survive as a human? Well, this is the book for you. You probably already know the wildly popular YouTuber You Suck at Cooking by his handsomely manicured hands and mysterious voice, and now you'll know him for this equally well-manicured and mysterious tome. It contains more than 60 recipes for beginner cooks and noobs alike, in addition to hundreds of paragraphs and sentences, as well as photos and drawings, all of which you can easily confirm by flipping through the pages. If you bring this book home, you'll learn to cook with unintimidating ingredients in dishes like Broccoli Cheddar Quiche Cupcake Muffin-Type Things, Eddie's Roasted Red Pepper Dip (while also learning all about Eddie's sad, sad life), Jalapeño Chicken , and also other stuff. In addition, there are cooking tips that can be applied not only to the very recipes in... Do you crave food all the time? Do you think you might want to eat again in the future? Do you suck at cooking? Inspired by the wildly popular YouTube channel, these 60+ recipes will help you suck slightly less. -- amazon.com Inspired by the wildly popular YouTube channel, this cookbook contains more than 60 recipes for beginner cooks and noobs alike, in addition to hundreds of paragraphs, sentences, photos, and drawings