You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News : Shocking but Utterly True Facts

You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: \* A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. \* The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. \* Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. \* The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. \* Think you're going to __choose__ whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.

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YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE
 
You're going to wish you never picked up this book.

Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in:

• A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.

• The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt.

• Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you.

• The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD.

• Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.

If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.

You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are. If youre a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, youll love what you find in You Might Be a Zombie from the twisted minds at Cracked . A book drawn from a top humor site includes unsettling medical facts, incredible stories about historical figures, and the hidden truths behind some of pop culture's most beloved icons From the files of Cracked.com comes the most fascinating trivia that the Web site has published along with 20 brand-new articles deemed too factually accurate for the Internet