You know you're a dad : a book for dads who never thought they'd say, binkies, blankies, or curfew

You know youre a dad when youre more impressed by the latest innovations in stroller technology than in your old sports car . . . You know youre a dad when a wild Friday night means falling asleep in front of a cartoon with your toddler . . . You know youre a dad when all you want for Christmas is a nanny . . . No matter if youre in the first throes of sleepless nights and dirty diapers, firmly entrenched in the days of picky eaters and science fairs, or looking back in wonder at how you raised your own children, You Know Youre a Dad will make parents laugh out loud with its humorous insights into the joys and challenges of parenthood. Thanks to Harry Harrison Jrs signature humor, You Know Youre a Dad will resonate with new and experienced parents alike. This book is a great gift for Fathers Day as well as birthdays, Christmas, and as a gift to new or expecting parents. "Whether in the first throes of sleepless nights and dirty diapers or plodding through the days of picky eaters and science fairs, dads will laugh out loud with this book's sharp insights into the joys and challenges of fatherhood. Harry H. Harrison Jr. makes the journey just a little easier with his trademark humor and truisms as you learn that your job as a dad is the most important one you'll ever have."--Back cover From buying a stroller as expensive as a Volvo to not being able to open your kitchen cabinets due to baby locks (which don't even slow down your toddler) to discovering play-dough in your hair right before a business meeting, dads will laugh as they relate to the humor and heartwarming truths of raising children.