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Why is catalogue shopping responsible for Jonathan Ross's inimitable sense of style? Why might wearing cape and mask be a fast track to heaven? Why does Jonathan wince every time he sees a Hoover? And why did he fall in love with a deep-sea diver? Why ? Because this is Jonathan Ross . And nothing is out of bounds when it comes to talking about life as he knows it. From sex and pugs to rock 'n' roll and genital warts, Jonathan holds forth as only he can. This sharply observed, laugh-out-loud, outrageous page-turner will leave you asking just one question . . . Why didn't he write it sooner? Scenes from life: anecdotal, wicked and witty. This is 'Wossy' in his own words and at his best.Irreverent, tangental, witty and outrageous, Jonathan Ross is our best-known television personality for good reason and his take on growing up, and the world around him, is laugh-out-loud funny. With stories that range from discovering B-movies to fashion, from diets to childhood sweetshops, favourite presents and from sex to pets (and back to sex) he explores everyday life with all his customary energy, lasciviousness, self-deprecatory humour and random meandering, revealing that in short trousers he was as irrepressibly exuberent as he is now in those suits...