Who Is Tom Ditto?: The Feelgood Comedy with a Mystery at Its Heart

Tom got a note from his girlfriend. It says she hasn't left him, but she's gone. But where the hell is she? When is she coming back? And what is Tom supposed to do in the meantime? With each new clue to Hayley's whereabouts, Tom is forced to question whether he truly knows his girlfriend at all. Because who is Hayley really, anyway? Who is this other strange girl following him? And who, for that matter, is Tom Ditto? A laugh out loud high concept love story with a mystery at its heart, for fans of Nick Hornby and David Nicholls from the bestselling author of Yes Man and F*** You Very Much What people are saying about Who is Tom Ditto? : 'Danny Wallace at his very best: funny, assured and relentlessly clever. A brilliant novel' John Niven 'A terrific novel...the plot is wild and unexpected, with a dash of sinister, and it's incredibly funny' The Times 'Wallace is adept at capturing the nuances of the mundane and the ridiculous, while being incredibly funny' Stylist 'A hilarious and fresh take on modern life. Brilliantly written' Heat We join the action just as our hero Tom, (early thirties, reads the news on the radio) finds out that his girlfriend has NOT left him. Tom, I have not left you. But I am gone. Please carry on as normal. Love always, Hayley Has Hayley gone or hasnt she? Is she coming back? If she has gone, but is coming back, when is she coming back? And what is he supposed to bloody do in the meantime? And what if shes never coming back?? Trying to work out whats happening to his confusing life, Tom tries to track Hayley down. In doing so, he stumbles across a strange and eccentric group of people with an irregular and highly-addictive hobby. Next, hes being followed, but hes not sure by whom. And then he also almost loses his job at the radio station in the now infamous Jam Nazi episode, which of course, you know about. Above all, Tom is trying to work out who everyone is. Because who is Hayley? Who is this new girl following him around the supermarket? And who, for that matter, is TOM DITTO? We join the action just as our 'hero' Tom finds out that his girlfriend, Hayley, has not left him. Trying to work out what's happening to his confusing life, Tom tries to track Hayley down. In doing so, he stumbles across a strange and eccentric group of people with an irregular and highly-addictive hobby. Next, he's being followed, but he's not sure by whom. And then he also almost loses his job at the radio station in the now infamous 'Jam Nazi' episode. Above all, Tom is trying to work out who everyone is. Because who is Hayley? Who is this new girl following him around the supermarket? And who, for that matter, is Tom Ditto? 'Dear Tom, I have not left you, but I am gone' ... Has Hayley gone or hasn't she? What is Tom supposed to do in the mean time? Trying to work out what's happening to his confused life, Tom tries to track Hayley down. In doing so, he stumbles across a strange group of people with a highly-addictive hobby. Next, he's being followed ... Who is Hayley? Who is this new girl following him around the supermarket? And who, for that matter, is Tom Ditto? Tom got a note from his girlfriend. She says she hasn't left him. But that she's gone. But where the hell is she? When is she coming back? And what is Tom supposed to do in the meantime? In his quest for answers, Tom stumbles across an eccentric group of people with a highly-addictive hobby.