Where's My Cow? A Discworld Picture Book for All Ages

At six o'clock every day, without fail, with no excuses, Sam Vimes must go home to read Where's My Cow?, with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy. There are some things you have to do.when It is the most loved and chewed book in the world.But his father wonders why it is full of moo-cows and baa-lambs when Young Sam will only ever see them cooked on a plate. He can think of a more useful book for a boy who lives in a city.So Sam Vimes starts adapting the story. A story with streets, not fields. A book with rogues and villains. A book about the place where he'll grow up. At six oclock every day, without fail, with no excuses, Sam Vimes must go home to read Where's My Cow? , with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy. There are some things you have to do. It is the most loved and chewed book in the world. But his father wonders why it is full of moo-cows and baa-lambs when Young Sam will only ever see them cooked on a plate. He can think of a more useful book for a boy who lives in a city. So Sam Vimes starts adapting the story. A story with streets, not fields. A book with rogues and villains. A book about the place where hell grow up. Every day, without fail, Sam Vimes must go home to read "Where's My Cow?", with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy. He thinks of a useful book for him as he lives in a city. So he starts adapting the story. It is a story with streets, not fields. It is a book with rogues and villains and about the place where he'll grow up Every day, Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch would be home at six o'clock sharp to read to Young Sam, who was one year old. Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch comes home from work to read to his son, Young Sam, from their favorite book. Sam Vimes tries a variation on the usual bedtime story he shares with his son