Waiter rant : thanks for the tip-- confessions of a cynical waiter

According to The Waiter, eighty percent of customers are nice people just looking for something to eat. The remaining twenty percent, however, are socially maladjusted psychopaths. Waiter Rant offers the server's unique point of view, replete with tales of customer stupidity, arrogant misbehavior, and unseen bits of human grace transpiring in the most unlikely places. Through outrageous stories, The Waiter reveals the secrets to getting good service, proper tipping etiquette, and how to keep him from spitting in your food. The Waiter also shares his ongoing struggle, at age thirty-eight, to figure out if he can finally leave the first job at which he's truly thrived. An account of a waiter's life at an upscale New York restaurant, based on the WaiterRant.net blog, describes his daily experiences from the server's point of view, telling about customer stupidity, arrogance, misbehavior and even human grace, and shares tips on such topics as getting good service and proper tipping etiquette. The Waiter also shares his ongoing struggle, at age thirty-eight, to figure out if he can finally leave the first job at which he's really thrived