Uncle John's Bathroom Reader The World's Gone Crazy : 432 All-New Pages of the Strangest, Most Outrageous Stuff You'll Ever Read

Good news: It's not you--the world really is going crazy! And Uncle John is barely sane enough to guide you through it all in this whirlwind tour of all things strange and weird. Yes, loyal Throne Room readers, these 432 all-new pages of pure crazy will shock and confound you ... and make your side split open from laughing. (Uncle John takes no legal responsibilities for split sides.) So fire up your egg-beater, strap on your tin-foil hat, and plunge on into ... The secret government plot to poison Earth's skiesAnimal-human hybrids and what role they'll have in society"Sexy Finding Nemo" and other i. Read more... Abstract: Good news: It's not you--the world really is going crazy! And Uncle John is barely sane enough to guide you through it all in this whirlwind tour of all things strange and weird. Yes, loyal Throne Room readers, these 432 all-new pages of pure crazy will shock and confound you ... and make your side split open from laughing. (Uncle John takes no legal responsibilities for split sides.) So fire up your egg-beater, strap on your tin-foil hat, and plunge on into ... The secret government plot to poison Earth's skiesAnimal-human hybrids and what role they'll have in society"Sexy Finding Nemo" and other i Content: DESTINATION: WEIRD Short Medium Long BAD BEHAVIOR Short Medium OOPS Shorts Medium IN SEARCH OF. . . Short Medium Long TRUTHS & UNTRUTHS Short Medium Long SURREAL WORLD Short Medium MY JOB DRIVES ME CRAZY Short Medium FADS & amp FLOPS Short Medium DOOMSAYERS Medium Long LIFE IS STRANGE Medium IT'S ALL RELATIVE Short IT"S ALL RELATIVE Medium DON'T EAT THAT! Short Medium Long ODDBALLS Medium Long PLAY TIME Short Medium BODY OF KNOWLEDGE Short Medium OUR CRAZY PAST Short Medium Long CRAZY ONLINE Short Medium CREATURE FEATURES Short. 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Point & Shoot That Guy in the Upper Deck is Gyrating Modern Piracy Reality Blights Killer 'Roos You're Sick? I'm Sick! The One Million Guesses Quiz, Part IMadoff With the Goods Zombies in the News Fine, Just Fine Clappers, Snappers. . . 11 Great Moments in the History of Madness Japan Gone Crazy The Da Vinci Treasures Saved by Silicone Ghostology 101 The Weekly Wild News Stop Talking Strange Folk Beat the Press The World's Gone Crazy 2000 "Hey Y'all, Watch This!" Eyeball Bling Plants Gone Crazy Fabricated Memoirs The Harsh Reality of Reality Shows Sexy Finding Nemo Mountain of the Dead Oww! Oww! Don't Do Drugs. Really. Real Frankensteins Sittin' in a Tree, Part I Pizza Huh? Scammers & ScammeesThe Crazy Bizarre Film Festival The Tourist of Death Abnormal Activists Stairway to Weird Clergy Gone Wild The End is Nigh Turkey Time It's a Gross Job. . . I Found a ____ In My ___ The Mayor With Two Names Celebrity Flip-Outs Zero Tolerance Tasteless Toys Exploding Head Syndrome Do It Yourself Happy Nothing Day! The Great Beyond Ghostology, Part II Politics as (Un)Usual Monkey See, Monkey Do Monkeys Invade Texas! Bananas! Survey Says. . . Botox Your Armpits 6EQUJ5 What's In Your Pants? Going Through the Motions. Uncle John’s latest compendium of the most bizarre and entertaining information imaginable: a Worldwide Weird-opedia! Good news: It’s not you, the world really is going crazy! And Uncle John is barely sane enough to guide you through it all in this whirlwind tour of all things strange and weird. Yes, loyal Throne Room readers, these 432 all-new pages of pure crazy will shock and confound you . . . and make your side split open from laughing. (Uncle John takes no legal responsibilities for split sides.) So fire up your egg-beater, strap on your tinfoil hat, and plunge on into . . . * The secret government plot to poison Earth’s skies * Animal-human hybrids and what role they’ll have in society * “Sexy Finding Nemo” and other inappropriate Halloween costumes * A cow that eats chicken, therapeutic snake massages, and killer kangaroos * The lady who married the Eiffel Tower, and the man who hugs and kisses his car * Enjoying the world’s craziest festivals, where you can eat fried lamb testicles, ride on a ship through the desert, or pierce your skin with a bicycle * Jackasses who copied Jackass and barely lived to tell about it * How to tell if you have Exploding Head Syndrome * Decoding the Mayan Prophecy * Clergy gone wild, and much much more!