Two Crazy. Fickle Finger of Fate (Val Fremden Mystery 2)

What do You do When Life Gives You the Finger?When you’re pushing 50 with an industrial bulldozer, birthdays can be a real pain. What was intended as a gag gift for Val ends up making her gag all right – and lands her in a whole heap of trouble with the law.With one hot cop on her tail and a mean one on her trail, Val turns to old friends and new ones to help prove she’s not into human dismemberment.Who’s the good cop? Who’s the bad? And who’s the dwarf in the Halloween mask?Will a pair of falsies help Val stumble onto the truth? If not, she’s got to rely on her wacky, beach-bum friends if she’s going to escape the fickle finger of fate.Two Crazy is a satirical look at how life seems to take pleasure in screwing up our well-laid plans. It’s told through the eyes of a snarky, middle-aged woman with major trust issues and dubious, yet highly original coping skills. What Do You Do When Life Gives You The Finger?when Val Finds A Gold Ring With A Finger Attached, It Points To Crazy Times Ahead. With A Hot Cop On Her Tail And A Mean One On Her Trail, Val Turns To Old Friends And New Ones To Help Prove She's Not Into Human Dismemberment. But When The Victim Himself Identifies Val As The Culprit, She's No Longer Sure Who's On Her Side.who's The Good Cop? Who's The Bad? And Who's The Dwarf In The Halloween Mask?will A Pair Of Falsies Help Val Stumble Onto The Truth? If Not, She's Got To Rely On Her Itchy, Wacky, Beach-bum Friends If She's Going To Escape The Fickle Finger Of Fate. This Is The Third Book In The Hilarious, Irreverent Val & Pals Series By Margaret Lashley. "How could one dead finger cause so much chaos? When Val finds a derelict digit on her property, it points to crazy times ahead. With a hot cop on her tail and a mean one on her trail, Val turns to old friends and new ones to help prove she's not into human dismemberment. But when the victim himself identifies Val as the culprit, she's no longer sure who's on her side. Who's the good cop? Who's the bad? And who's the dwarf in the Halloween mask? Will a pair of falsies help Val stumble onto the truth? If not, she's got to rely on her itchy, wacky, beach-bum friends if she's going to escape the fickle finger of fate."--Page 4 of cover