Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book

Lonely author pounded by dinosaur social media followers -- Shared by the chocolate milk cowboys -- Reamed by my reaction to the title of this book -- Pounded in the butt by my book "Pounded in the butt by my own butt" -- Pounded in the butt by my book "Pounded in the butt by my book 'Pounded in the butt by my own butt'" -- Pounded in the butt by my book "Pounded in the butt by my book 'Pounded in the butt by my book "Pounded in the butt by my own butt'" -- Slammed in the butthole by my concept of linear time -- Turned gay by the existential dread that I may actually be a character in a Chuck Tingle book.