The Sweet Potato Queens' field guide to men : every man I love is either married, gay, or dead

If the Nobel committee offered awards in Gender Relations, the Sweet Potato Queens would have the prize all locked up. These fine ladies have devoted an absolutely inordinate amount of time to the pursuit of love, marriage, and great sex, and they’re just bursting to share their stories. Now their royal ringleader, bestselling author Jill Conner Browne, brings you The Sweet Potato Queens’ Field Guide to Men, a hilarious (and highly instructive) handbook about the men we love to hate, and the ones we love to love, with special revelations about: --Why he didn’t call --The sweetest revenge ever --The downright crazy things we will do for romance Plus, memorable tales of Queenly dating adventures, the shameless lowdown on looking as young as you feel, and more royal recipes that are guaranteed to bring him home each and every night. Hallelujah! The Sweet Potato Queens are back!In 1999, Jill Conner Browne, royal boss of Jackson, Mississippi's own glorious Sweet Potato Queens, introduced them to the world in the hilarious bestseller The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love (which contained everything you ever need to know about Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and the importance of Being Prepared). But, fortunately for us, that was not the final chapter in the Queens' splendid saga. The Sweet Potato Queens still have plenty of stuff to say and valuable wisdom to impart about how they went from being Cute Girls to Fabulous Women, including:Dating for the Advanced, or AdvancingThe Joys of Marriage -- if you mustMore Delicious, Death-Defying Recipes The Promise for Men -- six little words that will make any woman Lolling About -- the official activity of the Sweet Potato QueensAnd, of course, The All-True Story of the Two Most Wonderful Men in the WorldNot to mention: Reader Mail -- honoring the adventures of brand-new Wannabes and Honorary Queens from around the worldIf you haven't met the Sweet Potato Queens yet, this is the introduction you've been waiting for. If you already know the joys of Queendom, this is your official welcome-back party.From the Trade Paperback edition. Hallelujah! The Sweet Potato Queens are back! In 1999, Jill Conner Browne, royal boss of Jackson, Mississippi's own glorious Sweet Potato Queens, introduced them to the world in the hilarious bestseller The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love (which contained everything you ever need to know about Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and the importance of Being Prepared). But, fortunately for us, that was not the final chapter in the Queens' splendid saga. The Sweet Potato Queens still have plenty of stuff to say and valuable wisdom to impart about how they went from being Cute Girls to Fabulous Women, Dating for the Advanced, or Advancing The Joys of Marriageif you must More Delicious, Death-Defying Recipes The Promise for Mensix little words that will make any woman swoon Lolling Aboutthe official activity of the Sweet Potato Queens The All-True Story of the Two Most Wonderful Men in the World Reader Mailhonoring the adventures of brand-new Wannabes and Honorary Queens from around the world If you haven't met the Sweet Potato Queens yet, this is the introduction you've been waiting for. If you already know the joys of Queendom, this is your official welcome-back party. To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Chapters include:The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your BiddingThe Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All TimesMen Who May Need Killing, Quite FranklyWhat to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for EntertainmentAnd, of course:The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the WorldFrom tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens' Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article.Visit the Sweet potato Queens Web site at www.sweetpotatoqueens.comFrom the Trade Paperback edition. ’t heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick’s Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens’ Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Chapters include:

• The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your Bidding
• The Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All Times
• Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly
• What to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for Entertainment

And, of course:

• The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the World

From tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens’ Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama’s Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article. To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love , their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Chapters include: The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your Bidding The Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All Times Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly What to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for Entertainment And, of course: The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the World From tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens' Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article. Presents A Collection Of Wisdom On Such Topics As Weddings, Marriage, Divorce, And Child Rearing, With Advice On Dating Preparedness, Recipes For Therapeutic And Indulgent Foods, And Tips On Dealing With The Challenges Of Life In As Queenly A Manner Aspossible. God Save The Queens! -- Aftershocks -- Promises, Promises -- My Hors Are Moning -- A Pot To Priss In -- Wishing Is Not A Felony -- I'll Get You, My Pretty -- No, It's A Hole In The Head We Don't Need -- Dating For The Advanced Or Advancing -- Marriage, If You Must -- Sex, Fritos, And The Talking Vagina -- What To Do When The Rabbit Dies -- Divorce, Dating Again, And Revirgination -- How To Be A Girl -- Guys Ain't Girls -- Civil Rights, Body Hair, And Other Delicate Matters -- Vacations: His And Hers -- More Death-defying Recipes -- The Time Is Now -- Matters Of The Heart. Jill Conner Browne. They're wild, beloved, and all-around fabulous, but with the Sweet Potato Queens, there're just never enough good times--or enough good eats. Well, now all fabulous women everywhere can have their own mountains of royal fun and food, because bestselling author and Boss Queen Jill Conner Browne is revealing her big-ass top secret recipes--and the events that inspired them--in The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner). And, of course, she's dishing up plenty of hilarious stories, including:- Queenly adventures in mothering-The tiniest bit of plastic surgery- The all-true story of the Cutest Boy in the WorldAnd, oh yes, as promised:- Sound financial planning. Tip number one: Hope that Daddy lives forever.From the Trade Paperback edition. They're wild, beloved, and all-around fabulous, but with the Sweet Potato Queens, there're just never enough good times—or enough good eats. Well, now all fabulous women everywhere can have their own mountains of royal fun and food, because bestselling author and Boss Queen Jill Conner Browne is revealing her big-ass top secret recipes—and the events that inspired them—in The Sweet Potato Queens'Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner). And, of course, she's dishing up plenty of hilarious stories, including: • Queenly adventures in mothering • The tiniest bit of plastic surgery • The all-true story of the Cutest Boy in the WorldAnd, oh yes, as promised: Sound financial planning. Tip number one: Hope that Daddy lives forever. Theyre wild, beloved, and all-around fabulous, but with the Sweet Potato Queens, therere just never enough good timesor enough good eats. Well, now all fabulous women everywhere can have their own mountains of royal fun and food, because bestselling author and Boss Queen Jill Conner Browne is revealing her big-ass top secret recipesand the events that inspired themin The Sweet Potato Queens Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner) . And, of course, shes dishing up plenty of hilarious stories, including: Queenly adventures in mothering The tiniest bit of plastic surgery The all-true story of the Cutest Boy in the World And, oh yes, as promised: Sound financial planning. Tip number one: Hope that Daddy lives forever. A collection of recipes, anecdotes, and financial advice includes tips on planning a divorce party and finding financial security through marriage The group of Belles-gone-bad philosophize on men, life, love, being prepared, educating our young, and what to eat when tragedy strikes