The Supervillain Handbook: The Ultimate How-to Guide to Destruction and Mayhem (Supervillainy, #1)

Intro; Titlepage; Copyright; Dedication; Contents; Prologue: All You Need to Know About the International Society of Supervillains; Chapter One: Motivation; Chapter Two: Qualifications; Chapter Three: Goals; Chapter Four: Persona; Chapter Five: Rhetoric; Chapter Six: Abilities/Equipment; Chapter Seven: Staffing; Chapter Eight: Facilities; Chapter Nine: Planning; Chapter Ten: Limitations; Conclusion; The ISS Timeline; Glossary;Looking for a way out of the rat race? Tired of your ho-hum, workaday life? Have an inexplicable love of turning human beings into inanimate objects? Then professional supervillainy might just be for you! With tips from the renowned founder and overlord of the International Society of Supervillains, The Supervillain Handbook is your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Gain invaluable insight on the art of revenge, choosing your evil name, where to find the perfect lair, and much more! In this guide to everything evil, gain invaluable insight on getting revenge, choosing your evil name, finding the perfect lair, and more. Looking for a way out of the rat race? Tired of your ho-hum, workaday life? Have an inexplicable love of turning human beings into inanimate objects? Then professional supervillainy might just be for you! With tips from the renowned founder and overlord of the International Society of Supervillains, The Supervillain Handbook is your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Gain invaluable insight on the art of revenge, choosing your evil name, where to find the perfect lair, and much more! Inside you’ll learn more about: Motivation Qualifications Goal Rhetoric Staffing Facilities Planning And more Praise for The Supervillain Handbook “Without great supervillains, superheroes would have no one to fight but with each other. King Oblivion, Ph.D, has performed a noble public service with The Supervillain Handbook, and deserves the unbounded gratitude of every thinking comic book fan. Excelsior!” —Stan Lee “A darkly clever book invaluable to the supervillain community. And I’m not just saying that because the author’s hyperphotonic deathray is pointed at my loved ones.” —Mark Waid, writer of Daredevil, and formerly The Fantastic Four, The Flash, and Captain America “This book is going to elevate otherwise common criminals like CEOs and hedge fund managers into full-on world menaces—oh wait, they already are. At least now they’ll know how to rock a cape and boots though, so well done! Carry on.” —Jeff Parker, author of the supervillain team book, Thunderbolts

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Looking for a way out of the rat race? Tired of your ho-hum, workaday life?
Have an inexplicable love of turning human beings into inanimate objects? Then professional supervillainy might just be for you! With tips from the renowned founder and overlord of the International Society of Supervillains, The Supervillain Handbook is your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Gain invaluable insight on the art of revenge, choosing your evil name, where to find the perfect lair, and much more!