The Sh\*tfaced Games: A Shot at Glory and Gold for the Wasted Warrior

Drinking games are a pastime that bring out the best (and worst) in party-goers—a crossroads where fierce competition and drunken abandon meet. The Sh*tfaced Games takes the tradition to the next level by giving average folks their own chance to compete with their friends at something they’re good at: drinking. In the spirit of the Olympiad, this book presents fifty drinking games from around the world from Ice Rink Drink to Alcohol Archery, and each is given a rating of bronze (“tipsy”), silver (“drunk”), or gold (“completely sh*tfaced”) to help readers figure out exactly how drunk they are bound to get. The games are interspersed with commentary from stand-up comedian HogWild, drinking trivia, Games-inspired cocktail recipes, and a handful of illustrations throughout. Contents......Page 6 Mucho Importante Introduction to Alcohol Awesomeness......Page 12 BRONZE-MEDAL DRINKING GAMES......Page 17 1. The Misty Hyman Butterfly Swim......Page 19 2. The Get-Hammered Throw......Page 23 3. Drinking Bingo - Synchronized Swimmers vs. Basketball Players......Page 25 4. Beer Relay Race......Page 29 5. Eye-Candy Events......Page 31 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Shitfaced Nations of the World......Page 33 6. Beer-Run Sprint......Page 35 7. The Jerk and Clean......Page 37 8. Shots Fired!......Page 39 9. It's a Horse Race!......Page 40 10. Giant Sloshed Slalom......Page 41 11. Beer Bobsleigh......Page 44 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: The Faceplant......Page 45 12. Track and Field-Hurdles of Beer......Page 47 13. Basketball Dunk......Page 49 14. Snatch......Page 51 15. Laughter Is the Best Medicine, and by Medicine, I Mean Beer......Page 53 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Sex on the Beach Volleyball......Page 55 16. Beer Fencing......Page 57 17. Beerathlon Brew-ski......Page 59 SILVER-MEDAL DRINKING GAMES......Page 61 18. Who's on the Juice?......Page 63 19. The Host with the Most (Alcohol)......Page 65 20. I Put a Spell on You!......Page 67 21. Ice-Rink Drink......Page 69 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: 100-Meter Dash for the Border......Page 71 22. Make a Pass with Footsieball!......Page 73 23. Enunciate, Inebriate, Expectorate......Page 76 24. Make a Note of It!......Page 79 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Miracle on Ice......Page 81 25. Act Out, Spazz Out......Page 83 26. Slap (Happy) Shots......Page 85 27. Alcohol Archery......Page 87 28. Volleybeer......Page 89 29. Pool Relay......Page 90 30. The Backstroke......Page 91 31. Ping-Pong Beer Bong......Page 93 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Jessie Owens Beats the Nazis......Page 95 32. Wrestle for Beers......Page 97 33. Shot Put Eggs Until You Vomelet!......Page 99 34. Dice Hockey......Page 101 GOLD-MEDAL DRINKING GAMES......Page 103 35. Tongues on Ice......Page 105 36. Kissing the Medal......Page 107 37. Sports Motion Sickness......Page 109 38. I Figure You're Skating on Thin Ice!......Page 111 39. Marathon Drinking......Page 113 40. Dice Volleyball - Bump, Set, Spike the Punch!......Page 115 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: A Shameful Johnson......Page 117 42. Shots on Goal!......Page 119 42. Skeet Shot......Page 121 43. Snowboarding Tricks for Treats......Page 123 44. The Drinking Triathlon......Page 126 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: The Insane Usain......Page 127 45. Basketball Fowl Shots......Page 129 46. Dope Supplier......Page 131 Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Swimming in Medals......Page 135 47. Boxing Punch......Page 137 48. Ski-Jump Crash and Burn......Page 141 Sh*tFaced Cocktail: Spain is Faking It......Page 143 49. Don't Be a Loser - Guess the Winner!......Page 145 50. Shot Put. . . Down Your Throat......Page 147 Drinking Quiz: What Kind of Drunk Are You?......Page 151 Summer Olympic Games Host Cities......Page 157 Winter Olympic Games Host Cities......Page 158 Acknowledgments......Page 159 The End......Page 161 Drinking games are a pastime that bring out the best (and worst) in party-goers—a crossroads where fierce competition and drunken abandon meet. __The Sh\*tfaced Games__ takes the tradition to the next level by giving average folks their own chance to compete with their friends at something they’re good at: drinking. In the spirit of the Olympiad, this book presents fifty drinking games from around the world from Ice Rink Drink to Alcohol Archery, and each is given a rating of bronze (“tipsy”), silver (“drunk”), or gold (“completely sh\*tfaced”) to help readers figure out exactly how drunk they are bound to get. The games are interspersed with commentary from stand-up comedian HogWild, drinking trivia, Games-inspired cocktail recipes, and a handful of illustrations throughout. Drinking games are a pastime that bring out the best (and worst) in party-goers -- a crossroads where fierce competition and drunken abandon meet. The Sh•tfaced Games takes the tradition to the next level by giving average folks their own chance to compete with their friends at something they're good at: drinking. In the spirit of the Olympiad, this book presents fifty drinking games from around the world from Ice Rink Drink to Alcohol Archery, and each is given a rating of bronze ('tipsy'), silver ('drunk'), or gold ('completely sh•tfaced') to help readers figure out exactly how drunk they are bound to get. The games are interspersed with commentary from stand-up comedian HogWild, drinking trivia, Games-inspired cocktail recipes, and a handful of illustrations throughout. Comedian HogWild combines hilarious commentary with drinking game fun. HogWild's popular platform draws more than 140,000 unique visitors per month to his website and will bring an already built-in audience to the book. Plus, the timing is impeccable as the book's release will coincide perfectly with the 2014 Winter Olympics.