The secret life of Damian Spinelli : as told to Diane Miller

"Brusque Lady . . . Please meet the Jackal at the bar in the Metro Court at 10:00 PM sharp. Although it is somewhat past my his bedtime, he must speak with you on a grave matter concerning many of your clientele. Do not fail me him. Regards, The Jackal" So begins an evening unlike any other in Port Charles. When high-powered attorney Diane Miller agrees to meet with computer hacker extraordinaire Damian Spinelli, otherwise known as The Jackal, she knows she's in for an interesting night. But the stories he has to tell about some of Port Charles's most famous, and infamous, inhabitants are beyond her wildest imagination. Could these tales possibly be true? Or is Spinelli using her for some other purpose? From the deck of the Smilin' Lila to the halls of General Hospital, from the Case of the Vamping Valkyrie to the Case of the Contrived Contralto, here are Spinelli's tales of intrigue, kidnapping, murder, and more. The office of Spinelli/McCall, P.I., has never been busier. Spinelli may be a gumshoe like no other, but he will save, defend, and protect the citizens of Port Charles until the bitter end! ** In A Book That Features Characters From Tv's General Hospital, Computer Hacker Damian Spinelli Decides To Become A Private Detective And Solves Many A Crazy Case Involving Port Charles' Strange Denizens, Including Diane Miller, Who Tells His Tale. A Late Night Chat -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Vamping Valkyrie -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Quartered Main -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Un-tracy-able Underworld -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Jumping Jax -- Damian Spinelli And Great Alan's Ghost -- Damian Spinelli And Yes, Sometimes It Really Is Brain Surgery -- Damian Spinelli-back In The Ussr -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Treacherous Teacher -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Dame Who Knew Too Much -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Contrived Contralto -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Muscle Bound Mama -- Damian Spinelli And There Are Those Who Enjoy It Uncomfortably Warm -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of Dante Falconeri, Doa -- Damian Spinelli-mia -- Their Man In Caracas, And Los Teques, And Esmeralda, And Damned Near Every Place In Between -- Damian Spinelli And The Case Of The Lady On The Train. By Carolyn Hennesy. Collected Exploits Of The General Hospital Character, Damian Spinelli, As Told To Another Character On The Show, Diane Miller.