The problem with here is that it's where i'm from [eBook - NC Kids Digital Library] : Dear Dumb Diary Series, Book 6

Everyone's Favorite Mackerel Middle-schooler, Jamie Kelly, Is Back With Another Hilarious, Candid (and Sometimes Not-so-nice) Diary! There's A New Girl In At Mackerel Middle School. Colette Is Friendly, Fabulous, Smart, Totally Talented, And An All-around Amazing Individual. She Is More Brilliantly Diabolical Than Isabella, As Blindly Loyal As Stinker, And Even Harder-to-resist Than Angeline. It's Enough To Make Jamie Throw Up A Little. And Jamie Just Can't Help But Wonder: Is It Humanly Possible For A Girl To Be More Perfectly Perfect Than The Most Perfect Girl In The World? Jamie Kelly shares with her diary her excitement about the fact that students from Wodehouse Middle School will be going to Mackerel Middle School temporarily