The Outhouse Reader

"Humor abounds" in this collection of western-style wit and wisdom by the author of the classic Don't Squat with Your Spurs On ( Midwest Book Review ). It's easy to win at solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses. The shallower the stream, the louder the babble. Don't worry too much about what other people think about you. If they're giving you any thought at all, they're probably wondering what you think about them. The perfect companion for a pit stop at the little wood shack out back (or anywhere else), The Outhouse Reader is filled with quick quips and wise advice, from "Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning" to "A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you." It's a treasury of funny, thought-provoking tidbits to keep you laughing till the cows come home!

OUTHOUSE READER

THE OUTHOUSE READER IS THE PERFECT COMPANION for everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back! Just don't get caught with your pants down!

FROM SOULFUL LIFE WISDOM:

Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to believe.

Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning.

A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you.

TO DROP-AND-RUN HUMOR:
It's easy to win at Solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses.

A cow that won't give milk is called a hamburger.

Gibbs Smith has sold more than 700,000 combined copies of Bender and English titles.

June is National Bathroom Reading Month.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader has sold more than 7 million copies!

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Texas Bix Bender is the author of Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!, Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread, and a dozen other books of humor. His books have sold more than 500,000 copies. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

Roy English is a former Texas lawmaker and judge. He is the author of Chicken Fried Steak for the Soul, Don't Whiz on a 'Lectric Fence, and When I'm an Old Coot. He lives and maintains homes in Texas, Tennessee, and Mexico.

Midwest Book Review

'The Outhouse Reader' is packed with quips and advice for everything from raising kids to romance, and offers an entertaining light read for anyone with limited attention span, time, and a taste for trivia. Humor abounds in these one-liners of wisdom.

**"Humor abounds" in this collection of western-style wit and wisdom by the author of the classic__Don't Squat with Your Spurs On__ (__Midwest Book Review__).**__It's easy to win at solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses.____The shallower the stream, the louder the babble.____Don't worry too much about what other people think about you. If they're giving you any thought at all, they're probably wondering what you think about them.__ The perfect companion for a pit stop at the little wood shack out back (or anywhere else), is filled with quick quips and wise advice, from "Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning" to "A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you." It's a treasury of funny, thought-provoking tidbits to keep you laughing till the cows come home!