The Lineup

"Want to know a secret? It's about that girl over there. Don't look, but she's the one in the power suit--with the long, black hair and the serious expression, the one I'm about to go on a date with ... Yeah, according to her, she 'accidentally' donated an obscene amount of money to my charity -- The Lineup -- to win said date but I found out the truth. Miss. Button Up Blouse has a secret, passionate crush on me. I didn't know her name until two days ago, despite the friends we have in common. Was I oblivious? Probably. Was I blind to it? Definitely. But I'm no fool, I see it now. The High Heel Harlot wants more than just a date with Jason Orson, she wants to be able to claim the best butt in baseball as hers. Here's another secret ... she has no idea I know."--Provided by publisher