The good, the bad and the very slimy [eBook - NC Kids Digital Library] : Rotten School Series, Book 3

April-May June loves Bernie Bridges ... she just doesn't know it yet. She's the coolest hottest girl in the school and Bernie thinks she should go to the dance with him. April-May won't even be seen with Bernie because he's such a troublemaker. So Bernie makes her a promise -- a really scary promise. He says he'll stay out of trouble for a whole week if she promises to go to the dance with him. Bernie is shaking, quivering, quaking. Can he turn into a goody-goody -- especially when it's time for the famous (against the rules!) super slimy slug race? A brand-new Bernie Our mystery science experiment "She's not my girlfriend!" The magic moment April-May says yes Belzer has a problem My good deed Crushed Sherman shows off Crushed, part two Jennifer attacks My first night as a bookworm How I impressed April-May I'm tense I'm hot! The double-smart quiz bowl Billy the brain A champion slug The good, the bad and the very slimy Bernie thinks fast The old garden hose trick Victory! Mrs. Heinie steps in Could it get any worse? Bernie Bridges, the egotistical planner and schemer for a group of fourth-graders at The Rotten School, is determined to outsmart his rival in a pie-eating contest Rotten School's Bad Boy, Bernie B., Is Trying To Turn Over A New Leaf In Order To Date The Prettiest Girl In School, But He May Trip Over His Own Slime Trail.