The Fifth and far finer than the first four 637 best things anybody ever said : presented with a special bonus quote

America's #1 phrasemeister is back! Robert Byrne, author of four previous volumes of 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, continues his lifelong quest for the greatest of verbal treasures -- the quickest quips, the sharpest retorts, the brightest truths. For instance . . . #59: "Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful -- provided you get between the right man and woman." Woody Allen #61: "I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy." Steve Martin #205: "My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date." Rita Rudner America's #1 phrasemeister is back! Robert Byrne, author of four previous volumes of 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, continues his lifelong quest for the greatest of verbal treasures - the quickest quips, the sharpest retorts, the brightest truths. For instance . . .
#59: Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful - provided you get between the right man and woman. Woody Allen
#61: I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy. Steve Martin
#205: My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date. Rita Rudner

Out of the mouths of the world's wittiest women and wisest guys come the cleverest comments and most provocative pronouncements--once more carefully collected and insightfully organized by America's #1 phrasemeister. Byrne's subjects range from Plato to Letterman and Mozart to Madonna.