The big book of dad jokes: more than 800 unbearable, groan-inducing one-liners, puns, and riddles to make you the king of subpar comedy

Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy800 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners, Puns, and Riddles to Make You the King of Subpar Comedy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you're out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered "yes" to any of the following, you're not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad's persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as:Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere.Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room... Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you're out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered "yes" to any of the following, you're not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad's persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes , give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room. Have You Ever Noticed When You’re Out To Dinner And Your Dad Takes It Upon Himself To Antagonize Your Server With A Lame Joke? Has He Ever Made A Pun That Made Everyone At A Family Gathering Roll Their Eyes? Has He Ever Made A Corny Comment About Things Simply Lying Around The House? If You Answered “yes” To Any Of The Following, You’re Not Alone. Dad Jokes Are At The Center Of All Dad Interactions And The Core Of Every Dad’s Persona. This Comedic Canon Compiles More Than Four Hundred Of The Best Pseudo-witty Quips So That Dads Can Hone Their Craft And Ensure Maximum Eye Rolling. Included Within Are Jokes Such As: Last Night, I Had A Dream That I Was A Muffler. I Woke Up Exhausted. How Many Apples Grow On A Tree? All Of Them. What's The Difference Between Ignorance And Apathy? I Don't Know And I Don't Care. What Do Lawyers Wear To Court? Lawsuits! And Many Other Gut-busting Groaners For Your Amusement! With Dad Jokes, Give Your Dad The Gift Of Becoming The Ultimate Jokester And The Master Of All Things Punny—or Just Keep It For Yourself. Bring out the groans with Really Bad Dad Jokes! Do you enjoy making puns about the most random things you can think of? Do you enjoy inducing embarrassment and eye-rolling from your family? Do you often crack yourself up with your own jokes? Then Really Bad Dad Jokes is for you! In this follow-up to Dad Jokes, you'll find a multitude of the ultimate dad jokes, such as: If prisoners could take their own mug shots, would they be called cellfies?Dogs can't operate MRI machines... but catscan!What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!”What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-teaAnd many, many more! With over 400 unbearably funny puns, quips, and one-liners, Really Bad Dad Jokes is your secret to mastering one of the most groanworthy arts of being a dad.