The best worst dad jokes : all the puns, quips, and wisecracks you need to torment your kids

When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens–and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . . Half Title Page Other Books by Sandy Silverthorne Title Page Copyright Page Dedication Contents Warning: This book might be hazardous if it ends up in the wrong hands. Dad Jokes Backward Jokes About the Author Back Ads Back Cover "A family friendly collection of clean and hysterical jokes that will have everyone laughing and rolling their eyes at dad"-- Provided by publisher A family friendly collection of clean and hysterical jokes that will have everyone laughing and rolling their eyes at dad. (So what else is new?)