The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump: Strictly Unauthorised

Does a poet’s heart beat under Donald Trump’s brash exterior? This bestseller rearranges his quotes & tweets into hilarious poetry. It’s a new word order & a perfect stocking fillerWhat if there's a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing Trump's words for signs of poetry.What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the 45th President of the United States' tweets & transcripts, cutting them up & reordering them, Sears unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.This groundbreaking collection will give readers a glimpse of Trump's innermost thoughts & feelings on everything from the nature of truth, to what he hates about Lord Sugar. And it will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise & delight both students & critics alike.This timely publication also includes Sears' scholarly footnotes & introduction, in which he excavates new critical angles & insights into the President's poetry which the casual reader might initially overlook.Rob Sears is a creative director at McCann Erickson advertising agency, has written comedy & fiction for McSweeney’s & (with his brother) wrote a sitcom for Audible starring Kevin Eldon, Felicity Montagu & Mitch Benn. He lives in Finsbury Park with his wife. What If There's Another Side To Donald Trump? A Sensitive, Poetic Side? Driven By This Question, Rob Sears Began Combing The Donald's Words For Signs Of Poetry.what He Found Was A Revelation. By Simply Taking The President Elect's Tweets And Transcripts, Cutting Them Up And Reordering Them, He Unearthed A Trove Of Beautiful Verse That Was Just Waiting To Be Discovered.this Collection Will Give Readers A Glimpse Of The Trump's Innermost Thoughts And Feelings, On Everything From The Nature Of Truth To What Annoys Him About Cher - And Will Reveal A Hitherto Hidden Donald, Who May Surprise And Delight Both Students And Critics Alike. Wacko Glenn Beck: A Haiku -- We've Got To Stop The Stupid -- Hot Little Girl In High School -- Get The Oil, Get The Oil, Get The Oil -- Treat Yourself To The Very Best Life Has To Offer -- You Can Do Anything -- Crazy Megyn Kelly: A Haiku -- Pervert Alert -- Women Have One Of The Great Acts Of All Time -- Sad Sack Rosie: A Haiku -- No Days Off -- There's Something Going On Here That We Don't Know About -- Photographic Memory -- We''ll Be Fine With The Environment -- Good Genes -- Very Foul-mouthed Sen. John Mccain: A Haiku -- Get Ready For Some Excitement -- I Am The Innocent (pure) One -- Low Energy Jeb: A Haiku -- I Want To Be Good -- My Hands Are Normal Hands -- Pittsburgh, Not Paris -- I Love To Read -- Failing Comedian Bill Maher: A Haiku -- I Have The Best Words -- A Dream -- Look At The Way I've Been Treated Lately -- My Two Favorite Words -- What's Going On? What's Going On? -- I Don't Know -- You Have To Be Everything. Created By Rob Sears. Strictly Unauthorised--cover. Includes Bibliographical References. What if there's a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing Trump's words for signs of poetry. What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the 45th President of the United States' tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, Sears unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered. This groundbreaking collection will give readers a glimpse of Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth, to what he hates about Lord Sugar. And it will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike. This timely publication also includes Sears' scholarly footnotes and introduction, in which he excavates new critical angles and insights into the President's poetry which the casual reader might initially overlook. All I ask is fairness People are constantly attacking my hair I think it's very unfair Obama said he never met his uncle Oscar Can you imagine if I made that statement? It would be the electric chair What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry. What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President Elect's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered. This collection will give readers a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings, on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Halle Berry? and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise both students and critics alike. Does a poet's heart beat under Donald Trump's brash exterior? Experience his best quotes and tweets, rearranged into poems and haikus. It's a new word order