The Awesome Guide to Life: Get Fit, Get Laid, Get Your Sh\*t Together

From the __New York Times__ bestselling author, pro skater, satellite radio star and host of __The Jason Ellis Show__ comes __The Awesome Guide to Life__, a hilarious follow-up full of no-holds-barred advice to help you get the most out of life. Drawing from his own experiences, Ellis offers the wisdom he's accumulated to help you handle any situation. Laugh-out-loud funny, told in the irreverent voice that draws legions of fans to his radio show, __The Awesome Guide to Life__ teaches you how to create your signature look, how to party, how get laid, how to maintain a relationship, how to pick up a hooker—and more. But to maximize the opportunities that life has to offer you have to have confidence, Ellis argues—the confidence to define what you want, pursue your passion, and make your dreams a reality. In __The Awesome Guide to Life__ Jason Ellis shows you how to develop the positive attitude you need to truly make things happen. In the same inimitable, uncensored, and hilarious style that has made him one of the most popular voices on satellite radio, Jason Ellis unleashes his no-holds-barred words of advice on diet and exercise, cultivating your signature look, partying, getting laid, maintaining a relationship—and more! Maybe—like Jason Ellis—you want to have sex with multiple partners and then talk about it on the radio while wearing cheetah pants . . . Or maybe you have some goals of your own. Whatever the case may be, Jason believes it's all about getting off your ass and maximizing the opportunities that life has to offer. It's about remembering that you are alive, right now, and that won't always be the case. So do something. Anything. Enjoy the ride. Go outside and get naked. Jason can tell you how to handle every situation life throws at you and play it like a champ: how to look, how to act, how to pick up a stripper—you name it. But that's just for starters. Jason believes that to get what you really want out of life, you have to have confidence. And true confidence is something you have to earn, by deciding what you want from life and then pursuing your passion until you make your dreams a reality. This book will show you how to develop the positive attitude that will allow you to truly make things happen. "From the pro-skater, satellite radio star, and New York Times-bestselling author of I'm Awesome comes a hilarious follow-up about how a man should live, everything from the etiquette of threesomes to why the only bands that matter are Metallica, AC/DC, and Pantera, to living life to the fullest and without fear of judgment"-- Provided by publisher The Awesome Guide to Life by Jason Ellis has descriptive copy which is not yet available from the Publisher.