The Art of Bitchcraft : The Only Guidebook to the Magic of Getting What You Want

Being a bitch may seem to come naturally... ...but it is, in fact, an art form. And unless you practice your craft, you're just not going to rise to the top of the bitch hierarchy. Complete with spells, brews, exercises and affirmations, this guidebook is for self-proclaimed and emerging bitches everywhere. Learn how to: --Use Bitchcraft in the real world --Form your own bitch's coven with like-minded sisters --Repel the dark side of Bitchcraft --Deal with bitch hunts, bitch trials, and bitch-induced mass hysteria --Ensure a blissful life Here it is: A survival manual for the enlightened bitch Title Page 2 Copyright Page 3 Acknowledgments 5 Contents 6 Introduction 8 Chapter 1 12 Chapter 2 24 Chapter 3 36 Chapter 4 44 Chapter 5 56 Chapter 6 68 Chapter 7 76 Chapter 8 80 Appendices 83 Glossary 87 COMPLIMENTARY TWO-WEEK GRIMOIRE 94 About the Author 113 Back Cover 114 1402208812,9781402208812 Sourcebooks Hysteria 2007 The truth about bitches and their craft Bitchcraft 101: honing your craft Bitchcraft hierarchy Bitchcraft for most occasions Bitches coven: bitches got to stick together Bitchcraft folklore: great bitches in history Bitchcraft hazards: ten mistakes to avoid Practice bitchcraft and be deliriously happy!