The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook : A Defense Manual for the Coming Extraterrestrial Apocalypse

Resistance is Your Prime Directive Have you ever experienced a sensation of missing time? Have you ever found a metallic implant somewhere in your body? It?s likely that you?re a victim of alien abduction, and you don?t even know it. Aliens are among us. While the true intentions of these mysterious intruders from outer space are unknown, there?s no doubt that their actions are nefarious. It?s your right - your civic responsibility - to learn the skills necessary to protect yourself, your loved ones and ultimately your planet. Aliens want to whisk you away in the night to perform terrifying experiments on you. Isn?t it time you learn how use your MP3 player to defend yourself from their paralyzing powers? Shouldn?t you know how to evade the pursuit of a flying saucer? Wouldn?t you sleep better at night knowing some proven hand-to-hand combat techniques guaranteed to stop your extraterrestrial foe in its tracks? Make no mistake - our world is under attack and this handbook may be the only thing standing between the human race and total annihilation. Read it and join the resistance About the Author W.H. Mumfrey lives on an island off the south coast of Australia and since applying the principles in this book he has not been abducted by aliens. Have you ever experienced a sensation of missing time? Found a mysterious piece of metal in your body? Then, it's likely you're a victim of alien abduction, and you don't even know it. Yes, aliens are among us. While their true intentions are unknown, their actions are nefarious. It's your right – your civic responsibility – to learn how to protect yourself, your loved ones and ultimately your planet. Isn't it time you learned how to use your MP3 player to defend yourself from their paralyzing powers? Wouldn't you rest better knowing some proven hand-to-hand combat techniques guaranteed to stop an ET in its tracks? This handbook may be the only way to avoid total annihilation of the human race. Read it and join the resistance. Offers Advice And Strategies To Survive An Alien Invasion, And Explains How To Use An Mp3 Player In Defense Of Paralyzing Alien Powers, Evasion Techniques To Escape The Pursuit Of A Flying Saucer, Hand-to-hand Combat Techniques, And More. W.h. Mumfrey. Includes Bibliographical References (p. 207) And Index. Ask yourself: Are you ready for an alien invasion? When it happens, will you find yourself helpless to resist? This book teaches readers the skills they need to battle hostile visitors from outer space, covering things from escape strategies to improvised weaponry.