The 2,548 best things anybody ever said : [an illustrated collection of the four the 637 best things anybody ever said books

Drawing from diverse personages — Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen — Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with." — W. C. Fields "Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles." — Roseanne Barr "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." — George Burns Drawing from diverse personages from Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said is a witty wise quotation collection that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, funny, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include: —W. C. Fields:'Start every day with a smile and get it over with.'—George Burns:”'Happiness is having a large loving family in another city.'And many more. Drawing from diverse personages - Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen - Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humour lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty and outrageous quotations cover every conceivable subject and should appeal to every taste.