Tank girl : armadillo! : and a bushel of other stories

She's back! Join everybody's favourite beer-swilling, chain-smoking, kangaroo-lurving lunatic as she embarks on her first 'proper' literary excursion. Violence! Time travel! Midgets! Yes, tremble in fear at Tank Girl: The Novel! Tank Girl and Booga have launched an all-out assault on the town of Chankers, starting with the church. But what prompted this attack? Could it have something to do with Booga's nightmare vacation there years ago? Well whaddyou think? Destined to become a literary classic -- y'know, like Watership Down or something -- and a mainstay of high school syllabuses, this is Tank Girl as you've never experienced her before: in attractively justified eight point serif. Original Tank Girl writer, Alan C. Martin, pitches his foul-mouthed, beer-swilling, chain-smoking, kangaroo-shagging anti-heroine - star of bevy of best-selling graphic novels - into her debut novel! Witness Tank Girl, Booga, Jet Girl and Barney as they launch an unhinged all-out assault on the unsuspecting town of Chankers, in retribution for crimes to be revealed ... Then revel in a bonus selection of short stories, unpublished comic scripts, poems and wanton mayhem! Littered, like a particularly filthy Tristam Shandy, with ridiculous digressions, and destined to become a literary classic in its own right, this is Tank Girl as you've never experienced her before! Forty-five. The One Where the Complete Cunt Gets His Fucking Brains Blown OutForty-six. Skullbuster; Forty-seven. Some Ducks With Some Bombs On; Forty-eight. Brotherfucker; Forty-nine. ""What the Fuck Happened?""; Fifty. Gone Gone Gone; Fifty-one. Splashdown!; Fifty-two. The Deadman''s Hand Again; Fifty-three. Mine Mine Mine; Fifty-four. Tanktrouble; Fifty-five. The Battle of Armadillo; Fifty-six. Smoke Fast, Look Cool, Leave a Short Butt; Fifty-seven. Righteous & True; Fifty-eight. Oh Yeah; Fifty-nine. The One Thing That Never Changes; Bibliography, soundtrack etc.; Part Two: The Bushel Cover; Title Page; Copyright; Dedication; Contents; Part One: Armadillo!; A personal message from Tank Girl; Preface to the Preface to the English Edition by Alan C. Martin; Preface to the English Edition by Alan C. Martin; One. Is This the Way to Armadillo?; Two. A Keen Interest in Local Landmarks; Three. No Jacket Potato Required; Four. Chicken Shit for the Soul; Five. Barney''s Army; Six. ""I am not a Fucking Charity Shop""; Seven. Booga; Eight. Columbus was a Cunt; Nine. Blastin'' My Way Thru Hell; Ten. Taking out Tony THF115C; Eleven. Tony''s Hand; Twelve. Silver Sunshine Thirteen. Breakfast at Stiffany''sFourteen. Let''s Build a Tank; Fifteen. The Profound Influence of Terence Hawkins; Sixteen. Nothing Farm; Seventeen. Fountain of Love; Eighteen. The Six Mill; Nineteen. A Pocketful of M16s; Twenty. The Savage Young Booga; Twenty-one. Getting Too Stoned with One Bird; Twenty-two. Guns Guns Guns; Twenty-three. Dobson''s at the Door; Twenty-four. Get Back Inside Me; Twenty-five. The Burger People; Twenty-six. Baby Let Your Mind Roll On; Twenty-seven. The Soft Centre; Twenty-eight. Cherry Island; Twenty-nine. Booga''s Masturbation Into Adulthood Thirty. The Power of the Sausage RollThirty-one. Some Cunt''s Brother; Thirty-two. Tank Girl vs. Even Stevens; Thirty-three. 1973; Thirty-four. Pub Quiz; Thirty-five. Slippin'' Away; Thirty-six. Zulu Dobson''s Amazing Sensory Saturation Tank; Thirty-seven. Dobson''s Automatic Giant Plastic Soldier Drinking Water Dirt and Ashes; Thirty-eight. Sally Forth; Thirty-nine. Nasty Thick Stew; Forty. The Nits of the Brown Table; Forty-one. I Dream of C86; Forty-two. The All-Day-Breakfast; Forty-three. In Tank; Forty-four. The Road to Chankers The Bushel. An IntroductionThe Handlebars of My Racing Bike. A Booga Poem; ''The Organ Grinder''; Worthing; One. Marine Parade Looking East; Two. The Denton Gardens; Three. Marine Parade West; Four. The Beach; Tank Girl. Stinkhelmet (unfinished); Tank Girl vs. The Priests of Destruction; Peter Pan; Peter Craven; Black Tarot; Tank Girl in The Magic of Tank Girl; Resistence is Fertile; In the Wendy Room; The New Fuckers; Dig it Out With A Penknife; This is a Raid; Tank Girl in Dickyback Mountain