Talk Dirty German : Beyond Schmutz - The Curses, Slang, and Street Lingo You Need to Know to Speak Deutsch

## Learn to Speak German--the Dirty Deutsch Way! If you think German is all __brat__ and no __wurst__, you need to think again. German is sexier--and dirtier--than you might imagine. (Think Hamburg!) From hearts and violins to pigs and dogs, Goethe's native tongue is ripe--and rank--with creative obscenities, including: __Kuck mal diese geile Schnitte!__ Look at that sexy chick! **Literal translation:** Look at that sexy slice! __Alle wissen dass Klaus sehr gut geigt.__ Everyone knows Klaus f\*\*ks well. **Literal translation:** Everyone knows Klaus plays the violin well. Cover 1 Copyright 3 Contents 4 Acknowledgments 7 Introduction 8 Chapter One: Man Spricht Kein Deutsch: What's That Strange Language 10 Chapter Two: Willkommen: Getting Off on the Right Foot 19 Chapter Three: Dummkopf: Smart, Stupid, or Just Plain Nuts 28 Chapter Four: Du Schweinehund: Words to Both Flatter and Insult 35 Chapter Five: In der Eile: A Question of Time 43 Chapter Six: Es Schmeckt Nach Mehr: Food, Glorious Food 50 Chapter Seven: Zuerst Kommt Ein Bier Und Dann Noch Ein Bier: Germany's Liquid Gold 57 Chapter Eight: Wie Geht's?: Expressing Your Ups and Downs 66 Chapter Nine: Intelligenz Plus Faulheit Effizienz: Yes, You Do Need an Education 72 Chapter Ten: Geldsucht Und Bargeldlos: Shake Your Moneymaker 81 Chapter Eleven: Oberinspektor Derrick: The Wrong Side of the Law 88 Chapter Twelve: Alles Hat Ein Ende, Nur Die Wurst Hat Zwei: Following Doctors; Orders 99 Chapter Thirteen: Krieg Und Frieden: Looking for Trouble and Keeping the Peace 105 Chapter Fourteen: Heil Geil!: Life is a Cabaret, Beer Garden, or Disco 114 Chapter Fifteen: Verbotene Fruchte: Forbidden Pleasures 125 Chapter Sixteen: Die Schone Und Das Biest: S/He's Got the Look 134 Chapter 17: Die Schone Und Das Biest II: Looks Aren't Everything 149 Chapter 18: Du Meine Seele, Du Mein Herz: Love Is a Wonderful Thing 156 Chapter 19: Drang Nach Sex: Partners and Their Private Parts 167 Chapter 20: Ficken, Blasen Und Andere Delikatessen: Dirty, Dirtier, and Dirtiest German 183 Bibliography 193 Sprechen Sie Dirty Deutsch? If you think German is all brat and no wurst, you need to think again. German is sexier--and dirtier--than you might imagine. (Think Hamburg!) From hearts and violins to pigs and dogs, Goethe's native tongue is ripe--and rank--with creative obscenities, including: Kuck mal diese geile Schnitte! Look at that sexy chick! Literal translation: Look at that sexy slice! Alle wissen dass Klaus sehr gut geigt .Everyone knows Klaus f**ks well. Literal translation: Everyone knows Klaus plays the violin well. Markus, du bist ein verdammter Schweinehund. Markus, you're a f**king moron. Literal translation: Markus, you are a damned pig dog. In this book, you receive a basic introduction into the netherworlds (and nether regions) of the true Jargon. Whether seducing a Mädchen in München or a Kerl in Köln, this gritty linguistic guide is all you need to know to talk dirty the German way "In this book, you receive a basic introduction into the netherworlds (and nether regions) of the true Jargon. Whether seducing a Mädchen in München or a Kerl in Köln, this gritty linguistic guide is all you need to know to talk dirty the German way."--Publisher's description Sprechen Sie Dirty Deutsch? If you think German is all brat and no wurst, think again. German is sexier - and dirtier - than you might imagine. This work offers readers a basic introduction into the netherworlds (and nether regions) of the true Jargon.