Suck It, Wonder Woman! : The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek

Olivia Munn is an actress, comedian and television host, best known for being the face of the G4 network. She also occasionally likes to get dressed up as Wonder Woman. This is her paean to Geeks everywhere. With her trademark humor, she tells what it's really like to live in Hollywood, how to get it on, what to do when the robots invade, a timeline of great moments in Geek history, and her answers to the Unofficial Geek FAQ. Is it any wonder that Olivia Munn is quickly becoming the most powerful Geek on the planet? A humorous look at geeks, gadgets, Hollywood, and huge heapings of banana cream pie.--From publisher description. Read more... Abstract: Olivia Munn is an actress, comedian and television host, best known for being the face of the G4 network. She also occasionally likes to get dressed up as Wonder Woman. This is her paean to Geeks everywhere. With her trademark humor, she tells what it's really like to live in Hollywood, how to get it on, what to do when the robots invade, a timeline of great moments in Geek history, and her answers to the Unofficial Geek FAQ. Is it any wonder that Olivia Munn is quickly becoming the most powerful Geek on the planet? A humorous look at geeks, gadgets, Hollywood, and huge heapings of banana cream pie.--From publisher description Olivia Munn Is An Actress, Comedian And Television Host, Best Known For Being The Face Of The G4 Network. She Also Occasionally Likes To Get Dressed Up As Wonder Woman. This Is Her Paean To Geeks Everywhere. With Her Trademark Humor, She Tells What It's Really Like To Live In Hollywood, How To Get It On, What To Do When The Robots Invade, A Timeline Of Great Moments In Geek History, And Her Answers To The Unofficial Geek Faq. Is It Any Wonder That Olivia Munn Is Quickly Becoming The Most Powerful Geek On The Planet? A Humorous Look At Geeks, Gadgets, Hollywood, And Huge Heapings Of Banana Cream Pie.--from Publisher Description. Ruff Love -- Thoughts About My First Agent's Girlfriend's Vagina -- Sweetest Moments In Geek History! Of All Time! -- Star Wars Can Totally Help You In Life -- Random True Story #1 -- Sex : What You Can Do To Help Yourself Have More Of It -- My Fans Rule ... And Are Really Good Artists, Too -- First Rule Of Kindergarten Is That You Have To Bribe Kids To Let Them Play With You -- My Dinner With Harvard's Finest -- The Ten Major Points Of Olivia Munn's 2024 Presidential Campaign Platform -- Whatto Do When The Robots Invade (yes, When!) -- Muscle Relaxers And Swimming Fully Clothed Don't Really Go Together So Good -- Surefire Pickup Lines For College Kids Trying To Nail Their Teachers -- Gallery Of Great Women -- On The Playboy Cover Shoot, Scandinavian Stylists, And Picking Out Panties -- The Time I Met The Champ -- Dating Tips To Totally Help You Score! -- My Worst Day Ever -- Princess Leia Tweets Star Wars -- Random True Story #2 -- Masturbatory Is Not Always A Metaphor In Hollywood -- Spotting Assholes Made Easy -- Boys Can Be Really Great ... And Also Really F'ing Annoying -- Here's The Part About Moving To Oklahoma, Throwing My First Party, And Fake Sleeping To Trick The Cops -- Unfortunate E-mail Sign-offs -- The Day I Saw My First Antique Dildo -- I Did It All For The Love Of Pie -- Random True Story #3 -- Why I'd Rather Date A Geek -- Suck It, Wonder Woman! -- How To Make Love Like A Zombie -- Location, Location, Etc. -- Faq For A Supergeek -- If You Can Get Friction With That Tuba, You Deserve A 25-year-old Girlfriend. Olivia Munn, With Mac Montandon.

today's Hottest Geek Dishes Her Unique Brand Of Humor Of On Everything From Star Wars, Gadgets, And Her Love Of Banana Cream Pie. 

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in What May Be The Season's Most Vapid And Insipid C-list Celebrity Memoir, Munn, Cohost Of G4 Network's Attack Of The Show!, Strings Together A Pastiche Of Seemingly Random And Arbitrary Observations About Her Angst-ridden, Peripatetic Childhood As An Air Force Brat, Early Struggles In Hollywood, And Life As A Minor Celebrity. Among The Grist For The Munn Mill Is Her 25-point Guide For Spotting Assholes, Tips On How To Drink Tequila Shots, A Chapter Composed Entirely Of Nonsequitur Tweets, And Sagacious Advice On Threesomes. That Munn Has Uncanny Perception For The Obvious And A Potty Mouth Will Come As No Surprise To The Attack Of The Show! Fanboys And Geeks To Whom This Book Is So Egregiously Targeted. There's Also Plenty Of Munn Eye Candy To Go Around, Including A Kitschy Flip Book. Verdict Something Sucks In Suck It, Wonder Woman, But It Isn't The Amazing Amazon. Munn's Fans, However, Will Love This Piece Of Dreck. [see Prepub Alert, Lj 2/15/10.]—barry X. Miller, Austin P.l., Tx

Suck It, Wonder Woman! brings Olivia Munn's unique humor, incredible wit, and lightning-fast costume changes to a world that needs more scrapbooking, sea monkeys, and for the love of God, a freakin' hoverboard!

In this hilarious collection you'll find essays like "thought's About My First Agent's Girlfriend's Vagina," wherein Olivia skewers what it's like to live in Hollywood. In "Sex: What You Can Do to Help Yourself Have More of It," she frankly gets down to the business of getting it on, including advice on how to appropriately wrap it and bag it. In "What to Do When the Robots Invade (Yes, When!)," Olivia offers valuable information on . . . what to do when the robots invade! And just when you thought she couldn't get any more geeky, she can. This book also includes such handy treasures as a timeline of great moments in Geek history, a flip book, an unofficial FAQ section, and a nifty (read: smokin') foldout poster.

Suck It, Wonder Woman! brings Olivia Munn's unique humor, incredible wit, and lightning-fast costume changes to a world that needs more scrapbooking, sea monkeys, and for the love of God, a freakin' hoverboard! In this hilarious collection you'll find essays like "thought's About My First Agent's Girlfriend's Vagina," wherein Olivia skewers what it's like to live in Hollywood. In "Sex: What You Can Do to Help Yourself Have More of It," she frankly gets down to the business of getting it on, including advice on how to appropriately wrap it and bag it. In "What to Do When the Robots Invade (Yes, When!)," Olivia offers valuable information on . . . what to do when the robots invade! And just when you thought she couldn't get any more geeky, she can. This book also includes such handy treasures as a timeline of great moments in Geek history, a flip book, an unofficial FAQ section, and a nifty (read : smokin' ) foldout poster. Olivia Munn is an actress, comedian and television host, best known for being the face of the G4 network. She also occasionally likes to get dressed up as Wonder Woman. Suck It Wonder Woman is her paean to Geeks everywhere. Using her trademark humor in essays like Thoughts About My First Agent's Girlfriend's Vagina she skewers what its like to live in Hollywood. In Sex: What You Can Do To Help Yourself Have More Of It she frankly gets down to the business of getting it on. In What To Do When The Robots Invade (Yes, When!), Olivia offers valuable information on... what to do when the robots invade! And just when you thought she couldnt get any more Geeky, she can. This book also includes an OliviaMunn timeline of great moments in Geek history and her answers to the Unofficial Geek FAQ.