Stranded

my Best Friend, Katy, Says A Person With A Sparkly Two-part Name Like Kelly Louise Should Be Guaranteed A Little Glamour And Excitement And Not Be Forced To Move Back To Mom's Middle-of-nowhere Hometown—now The Center Of A Media Frenzy Since A Farmer Found An Infant In His Cornfield. (it Just Slipped From Some Mystery Mother's Body Without Anyone Noticing.) bizzaro. but Baby Grace Shadows Every Hair Flip, Every Wink, And Is Keeping Me From Losing My Virginity, Despite My Dynamite New Boots. Even Katy Doesn't Have Any More Good Advice. The One Boy Around Who Rates Anywhere Near Acceptable On The Maximum Man Scale Only Has Eyes For My Cousin, Natalie, Who Only Has Eyes For Jesus. but Natalie Has A Secret. everyone Is So Busy Burying The Truth About Baby Grace, They Can't See Who They're Burying Alive. welcome To Heaven, Iowa. ala Booklist praise For Freaked:“fast, Wry First-person Commentary.” Who abandoned Baby Grace? A farmers discovery in his cornfield thrusts a small farm town into a raging media frenzyand Kelly Louise into a new home. Who knew a person could feel so completely stranded somewhere with national news coverage? How is Kelly Louise supposed to shed her virginal status when the baby in the cornfield shadows her every hair flip, every wink? And the one boy around who rates anywhere near acceptable on the Maximum Man Scale only has eyes for her cousin, Natalie (who only has eyes for Jesus). But Natalie has a secret. Everyone is so busy burying the truth about Baby Grace, they cant see who theyre burying alive. Welcome to Heaven, Iowa. When fifteen-year-old Kelly Louise and her mother move to Heaven, Iowa, to live with her grandmother and cousin, she learns a terrible secret about a baby recently left to die in a corn field and must decide whether or not to tell the truth.