Sperm Donor Wanted

Sperm Donor Wanted is the ridiculous new romantic comedy by author S.L. Romines! So, come on over to the goofy side and get your hillbilly on while you cackle like a wild hyena as you get lost in the story of Gia and Roman and the crazy band of idiots they call friends. {Gia} Call it what you want. All I know is I need it. All of it. A fully loaded turkey baster or a bucket chock full, it doesnt matter. I need the love liquid, and Roman Blake is just the dude for the job. {Roman} When I realized that the woman ditched in front of my house was in fact Gia Avery, it was literally a blast from the past kinda moment. But it was when I found out why she was here that made me nearly lose my shit. This is the crazy, out-of-bounds, totally insane, whacked out to the core, piss your pants, make-your-mama-scream, funny as hell story about Gia and Roman and what it means to take sperm donation to a whole other level. Authors Disclaimer: This book is stupid. No, seriously. Its stupid, and I think I may have even lost a few brain cells in the process of writing it. Its downright moronic. You have to be a special kind of person to appreciate this level of dumb. This book is absolutely not intended for the uptight, unhappy, snooty, humor-lacking folks out there. If you do not have the sense of humor like a pack of teenage boys or if youre missing your funny bone, you should seriously look elsewhere for a more intelligent kind of read because this hot mess is not for you. But if youre anything like me and find shit funny just for the sake of finding shit funny then you are my spirit animal. Read Over 1 Million Times Online Worldwide as Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie. This story has been re-worked, scrubbed, polished and douched and has been turned into an original fiction for your reading enjoyment! Happy Reading, S.L. Romines aka OzellaMarie This story is intended for mature audiences. Number of Words in Auth: 3 Formats : EPUB Number of Formats : 1 Has Cover : Yes All Identifiers : amazon:B0755WT6R5, goodreads:35489541, isbn:9781386066965, kobo:sperm-donor-wanted, mobi-asin:B0755WT6R5 Single Author : S. L. Romines Original Source : MIRC Files_New_01_18 Sorted Author by LN, FN: Romines, S. L. Title Length : 018 Title Parm D : Sperm Donor Wanted Title Parm F : Sperm Donor Wanted Num of Aut : 1 Title Parm B : ( Record ID : 4288 Uncomma Author : S. L. Romines Title Parm A : Sperm Donor Wanted