So You Think You Can Be President? [electronic resource] : 200 Questions to Determine If You Are Right (or Left) Enough to Be the Next Commander-in-Chief

"So You Think You Can Be President? is required reading not just for those of us who have had the audacity to ask ourselves that question, but for everyone."?Senator John Kerry What exactly does the leader of five legislative branches, ten executive branches, twenty departments, ninety-five independent agencies, and the free world do at his (or her) job every day? More importantly, what should the President of the United States (POTUS) know before she or he is elected? Have you ever thought, "I could do a better job than that bum in the White House"? Iris Burnett and Clay Greager have devised a hilarious test to see if you (yes, you) are qualified to be the next President of the United States. Tackling everything from your incredibly personal details (can you account for every penny you have ever made?) to your stance on hard-hitting issues like immigration, defense, and how many of your rich friends are going to get jobs they are totally unqualified for, So You Think You Can Be President? is a witty and uproarious send-up of our political process. Incredibly personal history (Yes, it is our business) Will there be colorful family surprises? Who's got the big bucks and will they live to spend it? Selecting senior officials and the cabinet (or What is an intern really supposed to do?) Health : should I cover my mouth when I cough or just bury my head in the sand? Thinking across the border (Who's that knocking on my door?) Defense and veterans (or, Why do you need two buildings to deal with the same people? Or, How can a person be 100% disabled and still be alive? Or, How come the administrator wears suits but the surgeon general has a uniform? Don't know much about history or trigonometry (Or, running for a second term) Diplomatic immunity (or, When I retire I will...) The results are in Presidential glossary. Incredibly personal history (Yes, it is our business) Will there be colorful family surprises? Who's got the big bucks and will they live to spend it? Selecting senior officials and the cabinet (or What is an intern really supposed to do?) Should I cover my mouth when I cough or simply bury my head in the sand? Thinking across the border (Who's that knocking on my door?) Defense and veterans (or, Why do you need two buildings to deal with the same people? Or, How can a person be 100% disabled and still be alive? Or, How come the administrator wears suits, but the surgeon general has a uniform? Don't know much about history or trigonometry (Or, running for a second term) Diplomatic immunity (or, When I retire I will...) The results are in Presidential glossary. What does the President of the United States (POTUS) need to know to lead the free world? Iris Burnett and Clay Greager have derived a hilarious test to see if you (yes, you) are qualified to be the next POTUS. Tackling everything from incredibly personal details (can you account for every penny you have ever made?) to your stance on hard-hitting issues like immigration, defense, and health care, SYTYCBP? is a witty send-up of our political process. Don't know the answers? Leave them blank. You won't lose points for unanswered questions, only incorrect answers (like in Washington). Find out if you have what it takes to be the most powerful person in the world - at least at your dinner table. (Publisher)