Snatched: Grandma Annie and the Cooter of Doom (Shingles)

Jefferson Smith has the best Career Week plans for who to shadow EVER. On Monday, he's gonna shadow a police detective, and maybe he'll solve a murder, or see somebody get shot. On Tuesday, he'll shadow the county coroner, because what's cooler than seeing a dead body? Seeing somebody cut up a dead body! Then on Wednesday, he'll shadow his uncle Cletus, the ob/gyn at the local hospital, and maybe get to see some nekkid lady bits. On Thursday, he'll have to write a report about it all, which sucks, but it'll be worth it. Then on Friday, he'll present the report in front of the class and everybody will be jealous. That's the plan, anyway. He doesn't account for the dead body being a weird dude with his junk gnawed off, the autopsy being the grossest thing he or the coroner has ever seen, and NOTHING could plan for whatever the hell is happening between that old lady's legs. Jeff doesn't know much about women, but he's pretty sure nothing down there oughta be glowing?!?Snatched: Grandma Annie and the Cooter of Doom is the 29th book in the Shingles series of horror parody novellas from the sickos that bring you the Authors & Dragons podcast. Rated I for Immature and NSFA for Not Safe For Anything.