Skinny Bitch Bun in the Oven : Bun in the Oven - A Gutsy Guide to Becoming One Hot (and Healthy) Mother!

Skinny Bitch created a movement when it exposed the horrors of the food industry, while inspiring people across the world to stop eating "crap." Now the "Bitches" are back — this time with a book geared to pregnant women. And just because their audience is in a "delicate condition" doesn't mean they'll deliver a gentle message. As they did with Skinny Bitch , Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin expose the truth about the food we eat — with its hormones, chemicals, and other funky stuff. But even though they are "Skinny," they want women to chow down on the right foods and gain their fair share of weight through their pregnancies. They also won't mince words on these topics: the best foods for a healthy baby and mommy the dangers of common lotions, creams, and beauty products that women slather on their bodies (many contain carcinogens) why every mother should "suck it up" and breastfeed the lowdown on what really happens "post-push" (after birth) how the companies we trust don't care about children (choosing baby food and other products carefully) With the same sassy tone that made Skinny Bitch laugh-out-loud funny, Skinny Bitch: Bun in the Oven will give expectant moms the information they need to "use their head" and have a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. Chapter 1 You're Knocked Up, Now Give It Up 13 -- Chapter 2 Yes, It's Normal 22 -- Chapter 3 Sugar Is Satan 35 -- Chapter 4 Carbs: Eat 'Em, Dumb-Ass 54 -- Chapter 5 Got Duped? 59 -- Chapter 6 Secrets and Lies About Protein 88 -- Chapter 7 You (and Your Baby) Are What You Eat 114 -- Chapter 8 What the Hell to Eat 140 -- Chapter 9 Pooping 168 -- Chapter 10 Trust No One 173 -- Chapter 11 Cravings: The Monster Inside 186 -- Chapter 12 Skinny Mama? 195 -- Chapter 13 Stupid, Boring Vitamin Chapter 204 -- Chapter 14 Breastfeeding: Suck It Up and Do It 217 -- Chapter 15 The Companies You Trust Don't Care About Your Children 245 -- Chapter 16 Post Push 258 -- Chapter 17 What Makes a M.I.L.F.? 268. Over 1,000,000 Skinny Bitches worldwide! Skinny Bitch created a movement when it exposed the horrors of the food industry, while inspiring people across the world to stop eating "crap." Now the "Bitches" are back-this time with a book geared to pregnant women. And just because their audience is in a "delicate condition" doesn't mean they'll deliver a gentle message. As they did with Skinny Bitch, Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin expose the truth about the food we eat-with its hormones, chemicals, and other funky stuff. But even though they are "Skinny," they want women to chow down on the right With the same sassy tone that made Skinny Bitch laugh-out-loud funny, Skinny Bitch: Bun in the Oven will give expectant moms the information they need to "use their head" and have a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. Topics covered include diet, the dangers of common lotions and beauty products, breastfeeding, post-partum, and baby foods and other products.