Si-cology 1 : Tales and Wisdom From Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

On the show Duck dynasty, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book. As you learn about his behind-the-scenes life, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.;Prologue -- Birthday suit -- Dynamic dog duo -- Redneck pets -- Book report -- Unidentified walking object -- Snake bit -- Floating log -- Dancing with wolves -- Bumblebees -- Kamikaze pilot -- C is always the best answer -- Big oaf -- Passing the test -- Good morning, Vietnam! -- Deuce and a half -- Guard duty -- Leave it to beavers -- Black market -- Iced tea glass -- The woman of my dreams -- Newlyweds -- God's blessing -- Trasa -- Like father, like son -- Sleepwalking -- Mass murder -- Semiretirement -- Homecoming -- Broken heart -- Faith -- Afterword: Letters to Si from his family.;You know him from the hit A & E show "Duck Dynasty." Now you can enjoy Uncle Si's tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection. Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book. And as Uncle Si recounts his outlandish tales, he weaves in an up-close look into his personal life. You'll learn about his childhood life as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and his time in Vietnam. And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife Christina and two children, Scott and Trasa who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show.;A star of the hit A & E show "Duck Dynasty" brings together his best tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in a single collection. You know him from the hit AE#174; show Duck Dynasty #174; #8212; now you can enjoy Uncle Si's tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection! "These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you'll be standing there buck naked and won't know what hit you!" "Look here#8212;if it wasn't for my tripped knee, I'd be playing in the NBA today." "Hey, Jack!" Any of these sound familiar? If they do#8212;or even if they don't#8212;you're in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book. And as Uncle Si recounts his outlandish tales, he weaves in an up-close look into his personal life. You'll learn about his childhood as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present tea.. And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife Christine and two children, Scott and Trasa#8212;who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show. Sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike, Si's one-liners are presented alongside fun, expressive photographs, as well as photos of his family. As you learn about his behind-the-scenes life, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends

You know him from the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty-now you can enjoy Uncle Si’s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!

'These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you’ll be standing there buck naked and won’t know what hit you!' 'Look here-if it wasn’t for my tripped knee, I’d be playing in the NBA today.' 'Hey, Jack!' Any of these sound familiar? If they do-or even if they don’t-you’re in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book.

Si shares stories of the more than twenty-five marriage proposals he’s received in the mail (some with photos!), how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present sweet tea, and how his cigarette smoke made a deer cough (he’s since quit smoking). And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife and two children-who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show.

Sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike, Si’s one-liners are presented alongside fun, expressive photographs. In no time, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.

You know him from the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty now you can enjoy Uncle Sis tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection! As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when youve sat in a duck blind for more than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time! Its better than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours! Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few of the details are cloudy, but Ill recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isnt a lie if you think its true! Its up to you, the reader, to figure out whats truth and whats fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack! May the force be with you. Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary. You might have noticed I like to say hey quite a bit. Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, and it can mean no. Hey, it could mean next week. The bottom line is, you have to understand hey to understand me. And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know Im a hard rascal to figure out. From the Prologue You know him from the hit A & E show "Duck Dynasty." Now you can enjoy Uncle Si's tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection. Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book. And as Uncle Si recounts his outlandish tales, he weaves in an up-close look into his personal life. You'll learn about his childhood life as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and his time in Vietnam. And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife Christina and two children, Scott and Trasa who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show. On the show Duck dynasty, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book. As you learn about his behind-the-scenes life, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends