Serenity at 70, Gaiety at 80 - Why You Should Keep On Getting Older

Rule 12 Don't Fight With Younger People, Even If You're Right, Which You Probably Are. When They Tell You Outrageous Things, Say, That's Very Interesting, I'll Have To Think About It. These People Will Be Writing Your Obituary, And Why Give Them A Reason To Put Contentious Or Embittered In The Second Paragraph Or Accusations Of Cultural Appropriation Or Insufficient Anger At Power Imbalance. If You Enjoy Dispute, Go After Your Elders If You Still Have Any Who Are Of Sound Mind. Poke Them In The Stomach. This Will Amaze Them, Seeing As Everyone Else Pities Them To Death, And They Will Relish Combat And Rise To The Challenge And It Will Improve Their Respiration. And A Day Later They'll Forget The Whole Thing. A collection of writings from Garrison Keillor about his personal experiences and perspectives on aging and aging well At age 79, Garrison Keillor reflects on "Why you should keep getting older."