Round Robin — A Love Story of Epic Proportions

Round Robin Phinney... SheвЂTMs 230 pounds of bad attitude. She dishes out sandwiches and insults to the customers at Screaming MimiвЂTMs deli. She takes a dim view of people in general and men in particular. Her home is her sanctuary. She has an apartment upstairs. Downstairs, sheвЂTMs created a private park, lushly landscaped, dotted with ponds, furnished with two Chicago Park District benches. Manfred Welk is what Charles Atlas would have looked like if heвЂTMd been serious about lifting weights. A former Olympic powerlifter for East Germany, his ex-wife turned him in for spying. Brought to Chicago after the fall of the Berlin Wall, he needs a place to live.When cold weather hits and RobinвЂTMs furnace goes out, the plants in her park start to die. Worse, she has no money for repairs — but she does have a small vacant apartment in her basement. Something she might swap for the services of a live-in handyman. After interviewing a number of prospective fix-it people, Robin finds, to her great horror, the best choice is a giant German with CIA connections. ThatвЂTMs bad enough, but the guy turns out to have a kid, a blue-haired prepubescent brat named Bianca whoвЂTMs been raised in a brothel. Robin, Manfred and Bianca all have their demons to cast out. YouвЂTMll have a grand time watching as they do. Round Robin Phinney Shes 230 pounds of bad attitude. She dishes out sandwiches and insults to the customers at Screaming Mimis deli. She takes a dim view of people in general and men in particular. Her home is her sanctuary. She has an apartment upstairs. Downstairs, shes created a private park, lushly landscaped, dotted with ponds, furnished with two Chicago Park District benches. Manfred Welk is what Charles Atlas would have looked like if hed been serious about lifting weights. A former Olympic powerlifter for East Germany, his ex-wife turned him in for spying. Brought to Chicago after the fall of the Berlin Wall, he needs a place to live. When cold weather hits and Robins furnace goes out, the plants in her park start to die. Worse, she has no money for repairs but she does have a small vacant apartment in her basement. Something she might swap for the services of a live-in handyman. After interviewing a number of prospective fix-it people, Robin finds, to her great horror, the best choice is a giant German with CIA connections. Thats bad enough, but the guy turns out to have a kid, a blue-haired prepubescent brat named Bianca whos been raised in a brothel. Robin, Manfred and Bianca all have their demons to cast out. Youll have a grand time watching as they do.