Rock god : the legend of B.J. Levine

A hilarious tale about a boy destined to be a Rock God—if only he had an ounce of talent Dear Sammy, The truth is that the first 13 years of my life before I met you-have been SUPER BORING . My life didn't really start until two Weeks ago. That was the day I decided to become a full-on, fire-breathing MEGALORD OF RRRRROCK . I mean, just because I have absolutely no musical ability is no reason to give up on my destiny. You see, I found this book that's going to turn me into a ROCK GOD —no talent required! Now all I have to do is survive long enough to read it. Yours in Rock, B.J. Levine ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? Dear Sammy, The truth is that the first 13 years of my lif ebefore I met you-have been SUPER BORING. My life didn't really start until two Weeks ago. That Was the day I decided to become a full-on, fire-breathing MEGALORD OF RRRRROCK. I mean, just because I have absolutely no musical ability is no reason to give up on my destiny. You see, I found this book that's going to turn me into a ROCK GOD {u2014} no talent required! Now all I have to do is survive long enough to read it. Yours in Rock, B.J. Levine When geeky middle-schooler B.J. Levine moves from Cleveland to New York City, he discovers his true purpose in life--to become a rock god. But in order to realize his destiny, he will have to battle disapproving parents, a mysterious group of middle-aged bikers, and his own apparent lack of musical talent.