Reasons Mommy Drinks : Includes 100 Cocktail Rcipes to Enjoy in Your Zero Free Time

"A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is "AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?" hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that's not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents--from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave--with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact"-- Provided by publisher A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes.#160; #160; Being a new mom is AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE? hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again thats not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parentsfrom mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leavewith a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact