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Cover; Title Page; Copyright; Dedication; Contents; Acknowledgements; Pest Control; Bloody Sunday; The Sacred Cow; Team Player; Killing John Updike; Attacked by Heart; The Wisdom Tooth; GWF Seeks SAME; Mint Threshold; Locked Out; Getting to No You; Kitty, Kitty; Peep; Taking Tests, Taking Things; Unclear Sailing; Moving Violations; You've Come a Long Way, Baby!; The Forecast for Sommer; Try Our New Single Black Mother Menu; The Georgia Thumper; Little Crucifixions; What's in a Name?; The Wonder Boy; Fetch; Mrs. Chang; Julia's Child.;This book is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This book is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating. In studies, some readers reported inappropriate convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs and sudden gasping. Less than one per cent reported narcolepsy. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book, until you know what effects it may have on you. Ask your Atlantic Books sales representative about Possible Side Effects. From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative collection of true stories yet. From nicotine gum addiction to lesbian personal ads to incontinent dogs, Possible Side Effects mines Burroughs's life in a series of uproariously funny essays. These are stories that are uniquely Augusten, with all the over-the-top hilarity of Running with Scissors,the erudition of Dry, and the breadth of Magical Thinking. A collection that is universal in its appeal and unabashedly intimate, Possible Side Effects continues to explore that which is most personal, mirthful, disturbing, and cherished, with unmatched audacity. A cautionary tale in essay form. Be forewarned--hilarious, troubling, and shocking results might occur. "This book is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This book is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating. In studies, some readers reported inappropriate convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs and sudden gasping. Less than one per cent reported narcolepsy. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book, until you know what effects it may have on you."--Ebook Library public metadata view summary