Perforating Pierre

Death Diva Jane Is Simply Going About Her Business, Which In This Case Means Emptying A Box Of Cheap Rosé On A Grave, When She And Her Furry Sidekick Sexy Beast Make A Grisly Discovery In The Town Cemetery. The Victim Was Murdered 32 Years Ago, But Memories Are Fresh And Old Grievances Fresher As Facts Come To Light And Fingers Start Pointing. Death Diva Jane is simply going about her business, which in this case requires her to empty a three-liter spigot box of cheap rosé on a grave, when she and her furry sidekick Sexy Beast make a grisly discovery in the town cemetery. The victim was murdered three decades ago, but memories are fresh and old grievances fresher as facts come to light and fingers start pointing. Naturally Jane must investigate. Well, what would you do if one of your best pals turned out to be Suspect Numero Uno? Meanwhile, between her amorous ex and a sexy bad boy who keeps popping up in the most distracting way--not to mention the (creepy? bizarre? pathetic?) guys she's meeting through a dog lovers' dating site--her love life has never been so (creepy? bizarre? pathetic?)... interesting