Out of the Closet and Nothing to Wear

Based on the author’s popular column, which ran in lesbian and gay periodicals all over the country, this collection of humorous stories stars Lesléa Newman and her butch, Flash, who live in Lesbianville, U.S.A. Nothing is sacred and nobody’s feelings are spared in this clever and caustic collection which will make readers laugh, think, and want to shop. Machine generated contents note: Acknowledgments My Mother's Move Slaves to Love Do or Dye Double Trouble Meeting Moses A Femme Shops 'til Her Butch Drops The Belle of the Call The Show Must Go On Visit From Another Planet PMS: Please Menstruate Soon! Off My Rocker Me and My Gal There's No Place Like Home A Little Batty Visit to Another Planet The Butch That I Marry My Queer Foot So Many Clocks, So Little Time Nail Call! Our Pocketbooks, Ourselves Hair Apparent Butch in Training Have Femme, Will Travel The Pen Is Mightier Than the Charge Card Nun of the Above Queen of the Road Silence = Sleep The Way We Purr The Taming of the Screw First FamilyValues. This collection of humorous stories starring Leslea Newman and her butch, Flash, who live in Lesbianville, U.S.A., is based on her popular column, which has run in lesbian and gay periodicals all over the country. Nothing is sacred and nobody's feelings are spared in this clever and caustic collection which will make readers laugh, think, and want to shop. "Based on her popular column, which ran in lesbian and gay periodicals across the country, this series of fictional comedy/adventures stars femme author Leslea Newman and her beloved butch, Flash."--BOOK JACKET