Myth-ion Improbable (Myth Adventures, #11)

EDITORIAL REVIEW: Myth-ion Improbable takes place after Myth-Directions and before Hit or Myth. Skeeve is feeling rather restless and suddenly remembers the treasure map he bought on his last adventure. Knowing Aahz’s lust for money, he shows him the map. Quicker than a Deveel at the Bazaar of Deva can take your possessions, they were off to find the Golden Cow! There were a few problems, aren’t there always. Tanda decides that she is in on the hunt; for a share, of course. Since Aahz is not too up on vortexes, just dimensions, they have to visit a Shifter at the Bazaar for directions—he/she/it gets a 5% cut of the treasure for each time they have to visit him/her/it. (Want to guess how many times our heroes are led astray?) SUMMARY: In this brand new Myth tale, Skeeve, Aahz, and Tanda journey into the Kowtow realm to retrieve a golden cow that gives gold-laced milk. But this strange land combines the Wild West with vegetarian cowboys and the vampire-cursed hills of Transylvania--where gold is common as dirt, and danger lurks behind every sagebrush.

Apprentice magician Skeeve, his scaly mentor Aahz and beautiful ex-assassin Tanda are back-and this time they're treasure hunting in a dimension that combines the Wild West with the vampire-cursed hills of Transylvania-where gold is common as dirt, and danger lurks behind every sagebrush.

When my teacher/mentor Aahz grumbles or rants about my being stupid or having done something stupid, I make a big show of being apologetic, but it really doesn't bother me all that much.