Myth Alliances (Myth Adventures, 13) (Asprin, Robert. Myth Adventure Series, 1.)

Here it is! The first novel in the brand new Myth Adventures Series, by the authors of Liscence Invoked! Robert Asprin teams up with Jody Lynn Nye (Applied Mythology and Advanced Mythology) to bring you a brand new set of Myth Adventures with Skeeve, Aahz, Tanda, and the rest of the gang! Will be followed in 2004 by Myth-taken Identity. "You want me to do what?" Aahz gasped, spitting a mouthful of beer clear across the open dance floor. The tuba player gave him a chiding glance and turned his instrument over to empty it. "Ten... Female... PERVECTS!? A dimension full of Wuhses? The Deveels cheated them out of their last dime, and the Pervects got it back for them? And now they want us to throw the Pervects out? Mmm, mmm." He slammed his mug down. I recoiled slightly at the violence of the gesture. His lips twisted. His shoulders started to heave. "Mmm mmm mmm. Ha ha ha ha. HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW! HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!" He laughed until the building rang with the sound of his voice. The other patrons watched him nervously as he slapped me on the back, stood up, slipped to his knees, and slid down the trestle of the table until he was sitting on the floor laughing. Soon, he recovered and climbed up to his feet again. He took my hand in a crushing grip. "Aw, part-Skeeve," he said, wiping tears from his yellow eyes. "I've missed you, kid. That is one of the best jokes I've heard in months. Really did me good. Fraulein!" He held up a hand and snapped his fingers. "A round for my friends!" "But I'm serious," I stated. ** Calc Series A (group): Myth Number of Words in Auth: 6 Formats : EPUB ABook : E_Only Title Parms BtoH : - - - - - - Compare Title Parm A to Author: gt Title First Parm : Myth Alliances Calc ESI Part 3 : 19 Calc ESI Part 2 : of Calc ESI Part 1 : 14 Test Search : Myth Alliances / Robert Asprin & Jody Lynn Nye Enter Series Index : 14 of 19 Record Notes : Perm IE IC 09 01 14 Calc Series Group : Myth Title Post Pound : Myth Alliances Words in Author Name: 6 First Tag : Comics & Graphic Novels, Fantasy, Fantasy Fiction, Fiction, General, Has Cover, Magicians, Multiple Authors, Skeeve (Fictitious Character) Previous Series Index: 14 Test Text Series Index: 14 Raw Title : Myth Alliances Title Parm A Prefix : Myth Alliances Number of Formats : 1 Title Length : 14 Title Parm A : Myth Alliances Record ID : 1603 Enter New Series (Calced): Serified_E.Myth.Scifan.14 of 19._.ICBF Author Parm Cn : Nye ES Name : Myth Series A : Myth Calc New Series : Myth.... Series Parm B : 14 Series Parm A : Myth Custom Series : SIPY.Myth.Scifan.14 of 19._.ICBF Number of Authors : 2 Title Pre Pound : Myth Alliances ES Suffix : _ Whole Title : Myth Alliances Title After First Parm: Myth Alliances Title Suffix : Myth Alliances EBook : Have Uncomma Author : Robert Asprin & Jody Lynn Nye ES Genre : Scifan Compare Author : gt ES Group : Serified_E ES Cover Quality : ICBF Quick Search : Robert Asprin Myth Test Compare Series to Entered: eq Has Cover : Yes All Identifiers : amazon:0441011829, goodreads:461628, google:6Yu7p6loVm4C, isbn:9781592220090 Single Author : Robert Asprin Sorted Author by LN, FN: Asprin, Robert & Nye, Jody Lynn Calc Force Series : .Myth Num of Aut : 2 Calc ESI Combined : 14 of 190 Title Pre Parend : Myth Alliances Title Pre Colon : Myth Alliances Title Parm A Suffix : Alliances Author Parm A : Robert Asprin & Jody Lynn Nye Number of Author Names: 6 Here it is! The first novel in the brand new Myth Adventures Series, by the authors of Liscence Invoked! Robert Asprin teams up with Jody Lynn Nye (Applied Mythology and Advanced Mythology) to bring you a brand new set of Myth Adventures with Skeeve, Aahz, Tanda, and the rest of the gang! Will be followed in 2004 by Myth-taken Identity.
You want me to do what? Aahz gasped, spitting a mouthful of beer clear across the open dance floor. The tuba player gave him a chiding glance and turned his instrument over to empty it. Ten... Female... PERVECTS!? A dimension full of Wuhses? The Deveels cheated them out of their last dime, and the Pervects got it back for them? And now they want us to throw the Pervects out? Mmm, mmm.
He slammed his mug down. I recoiled slightly at the violence of the gesture. His lips twisted. His shoulders started to heave.
Mmm mmm mmm. Ha ha ha ha. HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW! HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!
He laughed until the building rang with the sound of his voice. The other patrons watched him nervously as he slapped me on the back, stood up, slipped to his knees, and slid down the trestle of the table until he was sitting on the floor laughing.
Soon, he recovered and climbed up to his feet again. He took my hand in a crushing grip.
Aw, part-Skeeve, he said, wiping tears from his yellow eyes. I've missed you, kid. That is one of the best jokes I've heard in months. Really did me good. Fraulein! He held up a hand and snapped his fingers. A round for my friends!
But I'm serious, I stated. Skeev the Wizard is back, flying, so to speak, from a new publisher's masthead. A land of Wuhses has been taken over by 10 female Pervects (who are green, scaly, and fanged, but varied in size, skill, and fashion sense) bent on debt collection. The Wuhses call on Skeev, who, with girlfriend Bunny, sidekick Trollop Tananda, and dragon Gleep, is soon off to troubleshoot or, at least, trouble-negotiate. It soon seems that, while the Pervects may be taking advantage of the Wuhses' economic illiteracy, susceptibility to marketing manipulation, and inability to make a decision without unanimity, they aren't doing all that much harm. On the other hand, they do have the Wuhses producing addictive, magically activated, virtual-reality glasses for export. By the time the Wuhses are shut of the Pervects, satires on marketing, fads, pop psychology, fashion, computers (which are pets in some lands in the book), and many other things have gone down, and the reader has very probably had fun

When the sheepish Wuhses are taken advantage of by the overbearing Pervects, Skeeve teams up with Zol Icty—self-help expert and bestselling author of Imps Are from Imper, Deveels Are from Deva—on a mythion in personal empowerment.

 

When the sheepish Wuhses are taken advantage of by the overbearing Pervects, Skeeve teams up with Zol Icty--self-help expert and bestselling author of Imps Are from Imper, Deveels Are from Deva --on a mythion in personal empowerment. When the sheepish Wuhses are taken advantage of by the overbearing Pervects, Skeeve teams up with Zol Icty--self-help expert and bestselling author of Imps Are from Imper, Deveels Are from Deva--on a mission in personal empowerment