My favorite fangs : the story of the Von Trapp family vampires

Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and shes also a bloodthirsty vampire. When Maria is kicked out of the Abbey where shes been residing for the past thousand or so years, she lands a job caretaking the family von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline or vampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But Hitlers Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her powersupernatural or otherwise to save her vampire brood. In the open vein of Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter , Alan Goldsher's My Favorite Fangs is a hilarious horror novel that will have readers screaming, Do Re Mi. Or just plain screaming. Vampire singer Maria von Trapp, after being kicked out of the Abbey where she has resided for centuries, becomes a member of a rowdy family that she transforms and protects from Hitler's nefarious Undeath Squads