Marley & me : life and love with the world's worst dog

From Publishers Weekly Labrador retrievers are generally considered even-tempered, calm and reliable;and then there's Marley, the subject of this delightful tribute to one Lab who doesn't fit the mold. Grogan, a columnist for the Philadelphia Inquirer , and his wife, Jenny, were newly married and living in West Palm Beach when they decided that owning a dog would give them a foretaste of the parenthood they anticipated. Marley was a sweet, affectionate puppy who grew into a lovably naughty, hyperactive dog. With a light touch, the author details how Marley was kicked out of obedience school after humiliating his instructor (whom Grogan calls Miss Dominatrix) and swallowed an 18-karat solid gold necklace (Grogan describes his gross but hilarious "recovery operation"). With the arrival of children in the family, Marley became so incorrigible that Jenny, stressed out by a new baby, ordered her husband to get rid of him; she eventually recovered her equilibrium and relented. Grogan's chronicle of the adventures parents and children (eventually three) enjoyed with the overly energetic but endearing dog is delivered with great humor. Dog lovers will love this account of Grogan's much loved canine. Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. From "Oh my. I don't think I've ever seen anything so cute in my life." Thus author Grogan's wife sealed their fate when they "just went to look" at a litter of Labrador retriever puppies and ended up picking out Marley. Maybe their first clue should have been that the breeder had discounted the price on their puppy, or when they saw his father charging out of the woods covered in mud with a crazed but joyous look in his eye. Despite these portents, Marley entered their lives, and nothing was ever the same again. Between careening through screen doors and swallowing everything that would fit in his mouth, Marley also managed to comfort these two when they miscarried their first child. Although Marley got kicked out of obedience training after he dragged the instructor across the parking lot and terrorized his pet sitter, he also landed a minor role in a straight-to-video movie. Marley, incorrigible though he was, had inserted himself into the author's life in a way no normal dog could. A warm, friendly -memoir-with-dog. Nancy Bent Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved The Heartwarming And Unforgettable Story Of A Family In The Making And The Wondrously Neurotic Dog Who Taught Them What Really Matters In Life John And Jenny Were Just Beginning Their Life Together. They Were Young And In Love, With A Perfect Little House And Not A Care In The World. Then They Brought Home Marley, A Wiggly Yellow Furball Of A Puppy. Life Would Never Be The Same. Marley Quickly Grew Into A Barreling, Ninety-seven-pound Streamroller Of A Labrador Retriever, A Dog Like No Other. He Crashed Through Screen Doors, Gouged Through Drywall, Flung Drool On Guests, Stole Women's Undergarments, And Ate Nearly Everything He Could Get His Mouth Around, Including Couches And Fine Jewelry. Obedience School Did No Good—marley Was Expelled. Neither Did The Tranquilizers The Veterinarian Prescribed For Him With The Admonishment, Don't Hesitate To Use These. And Yet Marley's Heart Was Pure. Just As He Joyfully Refused Any Limits On His Behavior, His Love And Loyalty Were Boundless, Too. Marley Shared The Couple's Joy At Their First Pregnancy, And Their Heartbreak Over The Miscarriage. He Was There When Babies Finally Arrived And When The Screams Of A Seventeen-year-old Stabbing Victim Pierced The Night. Marley Shut Down A Public Beach And Managed To Land A Role In A Feature-length Movie, Always Winning Hearts As He Made A Mess Of Things. Through It All, He Remained Steadfast, A Model Of Devotion, Even When His Family Was At Its Wit's End. Unconditional Love, They Would Learn, Comes In Many Forms. Is It Possible For Humans To Discover The Key To Happiness Through A Bigger-than-life, Bad-boy Dog? Just Ask The Grogans. The heartwarming and unforgettable story of a family and the wondrously neurotic dog who taught them what really matters in life. Now with photos and new material.Is it possible for humans to discover the key to happiness through a bigger-than-life, bad-boy dog? Just ask the Grogans.John and Jenny were just beginning their life together. They were young and in love, with not a care in the world. Then they brought home Marley, a wiggly yellow furball of a puppy. Life would never be the same.Marley grew into a barreling, ninety-seven-pound streamroller of a Labrador retriever. He crashed through screen doors, gouged through drywall, and stole women's undergarments. Obedience school did no good -- Marley was expelled.But just as Marley joyfully refused any limits on his behavior, his love and loyalty were boundless, too. Marley remained a model of devotion, even when his family was at its wit's end. Unconditional love, they would learn, comes in many forms.Marley & Me is John Grogan's funny, unforgettable tribute to this wonderful, wildly neurotic Lab and the meaning he brought to their lives. The story of a family in the making and the wondrously neurotic dog who taught them what really matters in life. Is it possible for humans to discover the key to happiness through a bigger-than-life, bad-boy dog? Just ask the Grogans. John and Jenny were just beginning their life together. They were young and in love, with a perfect little house and not a care in the world. Then they brought home Marley, a wriggly yellow furball of a puppy. Life would never be the same. Marley quickly grew into a barreling, ninety-seven-pound streamroller of a Labrador retriever. He crashed through screen doors, gouged through drywall, and stole women's undergarments. Obedience school did no good--Marley was expelled. And yet his heart was pure. Just as Marley joyfully refused any limits on his behavior, his love and loyalty were boundless, too. A dog like no other, Marley remained steadfast, a model of devotion, even when his family was at its wit's end. Unconditional love, they would learn, comes in many forms. Title from e-book title screen (viewed on October 28, 2005)