Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me (A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing)

## Product Description "My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."--Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of __Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang__ It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them. ## About the Author Friends, family members, and co-workers of Chelsea Handler, who are happy to write a new book for Chelsea to promote since she's feeling too lazy to write one herself. The Friends, Family, And Co-workers Of The Late-night Talk Show Host On The E! Network Describe How They Have All Been Tricked By Her Into Believing Tales Of Utter Nonsense And Behaving Like Total Fools. Zookeeper / Johnny Kansas -- Pap Smears And Punctuation Marks / Stephanie Stehling -- How To Make A Marriage Work / Heather Mcdonald -- A Brother's Testimony / Roy Handler -- My Name Is Brad Wollack And I Am Unattractive / Brad Wollack -- Dial Tone, A Chelsa Specialty / Amber Mazzola -- Go Lakers / Josh Wolf -- Sisterly Love / Shoshanna Handler -- Eva Is My Name, Comedy Is My Game / Eva Magdalenski -- Lies And Other Things I Wish Were Lies / Amy Meyer -- Pubescent And Adolescent Mendacity 1985-1991 / Glen Handler -- Standards And Practices -- Raise The Woof / Chunk. By Chelsea's Family, Friends, And Other Victims ; Introduction By Chelsea Handler. A Chelsea Handler Book/borderline Amazing Publishing. A hilarious #1 bestselling collection of essays from those nearest and dearest to comedian Chelsea Handler--the people she's lied to. "My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate." -- Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.