Larry's kidney : being the true story of how I found myself in China with my black sheep cousin and his mail-order bride, skirting the law to get him a transplant-- and save his life

The Adventure of a Lifetime (Really): A Madcap Odyssey of the Heart (& a Kidney) on the Far Side of the Earth (Hello, China!') Larry Feldman desperately needed a kidney. After two god-awful years on dialysis, watching his life ebb away while waiting on a transplant list behind 74,000 other Americans, the gun-toting couch potato decided to risk everything and travel to China, the controversial kingdom of organ transplants. But Larry urgently needed his cousin Daniel's help ... even though they have been on the outs with each other for years. Sure, Chinese law forbids transplants to Westerners, but that didn't faze Larry. He was confident he could shake out a single pre-loved kidney from the country's 1.3 billion people. But wait: Larry was never one to not get his money's worth. Since he was already shelling out for a trip to China, he decided to make it a twofer: He arranged to pick up an (e- )mail-order bride while he was at it. After a tireless search on the Internet, he already knew the woman he wanted. Backed by a quarter-million-dollar disability settlement (was it the icicle falling on his head or the truck rear-ending him') and armed with an all-purpose letter of recommendation from a devoted nun, Larry ventured forth from his Florida condo on an unlikely search for life and love in the most cryptic country on earth. Conflicted about the ethical issues surrounding medical tourism, and with no time to cultivate even a single Chinese contact, Daniel left the next day, on his own dime. So begins the quest of two star-crossed cousins to rejuvenate Larry's failing body and ever-romantic heart, while avoiding getting tossed into a Chinese slammer. An unforgettable adventure filled with Red Guards who waltz at midnight and former enemies who prove more true than family, Larry's Kidney is the funniest yet most heartwarming book of the year.

larry Feldman Desperately Needed A Kidney. After Two God-awful Years On Dialysis, Watching His Life Ebb Away While Waiting On A Transplant List Behind 74,000 Other Americans, The Gun-toting Couch Potato Decided To Risk Everything And Travel To China, The Controversial Kingdom Of Organ Transplants. But Larry Urgently Needed His Cousin Daniel's Help...even Though They Had Been On The Outs With Each Other For Years.

so Begins The Quest Of Two Star-crossed Cousins To Rejuvenate Larry's Failing Body And Ever-romantic Heart, While Avoiding Getting Tossed Into A Chinese Slammer.

the Washington Post - Andrew Ervin

larry's Kidney, A Stranger-than-fiction Memoir By Daniel Asa Rose, Serves As An Enjoyable Testament To The Lengths To Which We Sometimes Go To Help Family, Even When Doing So Is A Terrible, Terrible Idea…the Ensuing Adventure Is The Stuff Of Slapstick Comedy

“One of the funniest, most touching and bizarre nonfiction books I’ve read.” — Boston Globe Larry’s Kidney is Daniel Asa Rose’s wild-and-crazy memoir about his trip to Beijing, China, to help his black-sheep cousin Larry receive an illegal kidney transplant, collect a mail-order bride, and stop a hit-man from killing their uncle. An O. Henry Prize winner, a two-time recipient of PEN Fiction Awards, and a 2006 National Endowment for the Arts Literary Fellow, Rose has written “a surprisingly fun, and moving, book with resonance” ( Chicago Tribune ). An account of the author's attempt to help his cousin receive an illegal kidney transplant and get a mail-order bride describes how their efforts were marked by a disability settlement, a nun's forged recommendation letter, and the author's well-meant intentions to restore East-West relations